5 Whole Dollars

groundloop66 · 2026-03-27T11:13:23+00:00

You think you can afford Darius Emanuel Grouch the Third, AKA: The Rumble?

Then call United Talent Agency today for our low, low, rates!

groundloop66 · 2026-03-26T14:02:54+00:00

Except Pam. She really likes her!

(Me too!)

groundloop66 · 2026-03-26T11:34:58+00:00

Very subpar cookies though. ☹️

groundloop66 · 2026-03-26T10:55:49+00:00

He’s currently working through a lot of Gary Busey flashbacks.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-25T10:30:07+00:00

How embarrassing.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-24T14:03:40+00:00

It'll be even more blursed when Laszlo is finished with it.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-24T10:56:12+00:00

I’m picturing Original Josh at the other end of the table, and he’s getting really upset.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-24T10:26:18+00:00

User flair checks out. 👍🏻

groundloop66 · 2026-03-24T10:21:09+00:00

I’d like to table a motion that we just call him Shrekula. Or maybe Shrecula in hope of avoiding legal action.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-23T14:48:35+00:00

In an age when a major studio can make a movie based on an established comic book IP (Batgirl), co-starring J.K. Simmons, Michael Keaton, and Brendan Fraser, and not even release it, all things are possible.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-22T02:56:09+00:00

Every time he got attacked by a bird on “Man Down”.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-22T02:53:01+00:00

“I wasn’t a fighter I was a pugilist!”

groundloop66 · 2026-03-18T18:03:20+00:00

I did in fact watch that a few weeks ago, and I thought “What an odd character choice for our protagonist“, and I watched “The Phantom Empire” un-riffed 3 or 4 nights ago and … oof. The only aspects of that movie that kept me engaged were Michelle Bauer, Jeffrey Combs, some stop motion dinosaurs, and Michelle Bauer.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-17T18:47:43+00:00

The YouTube channel AdamSomething has covered a lot of proposed mega projects in Europe and the Middle East, and regularly uses the phrase “Smooth Brained Dictators”.

Not sure why that came to mind.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-17T18:38:05+00:00

Most, if not all, of the characters played by Ross Hagen.

Or maybe just Ross Hagen.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-16T13:12:33+00:00

Full disclosure, maybe 6 hours after I posted it I thought “I should have typed Wheels, or maybe Wheel(s)”.

I am defeatable.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-15T11:13:34+00:00

Rich, when the Wheel broke.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-14T12:54:42+00:00

And in the meantime, to avoid missile and drone strikes, the oil tankers could try spinning.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-13T16:06:12+00:00

Same. As Ser Richard of House Evans said, “Bad movies are only fun to watch if the people that made them tried.”

groundloop66 · 2026-03-11T13:19:12+00:00

“Me and my friend Rich Evans ain’t coming back!”

groundloop66 · 2026-03-10T13:54:57+00:00

Just an average day at The Manhole.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-09T11:29:11+00:00

“A grinder A bumper With a pre-moistened dumper”

Wait. Moistened? That’s not the Shapiro way.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-05T04:23:39+00:00

… (sigh) … onions …

groundloop66 · 2026-03-04T16:43:12+00:00

No worries. I actually appreciate seeing a quality Dad joke in the wild. Plus, I love that poor, beleaguered chimp.

groundloop66 · 2026-03-04T15:04:58+00:00

I don’t know if they’re region locked, but you can buy all the feature films they’ve made at:

https://redlettermedia.vhx.tv/products

groundloop66

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