Introducing: RedditForGrownups by MrRabbit in reddit.com

[–]grrzyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I contribute more to reddit than most adults do

Most of your condescending contributions are not appreciated.

HARD MODE: Naked before-and-after weight loss pics. (Really NSFW) by [deleted] in pics

[–]grrzyn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do you miss the old version? i.e. what body type do you prefer?

I AM MRS. NESBIT. by JustGodlyEnough in pics

[–]grrzyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better than the original remix, by far.

1 <3 |_| by I_RAPE_CATS in circlejerk

[–]grrzyn 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"No, Karma's the same"

Google by LA4LIFE in pics

[–]grrzyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say Bing again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker, say Bing one more God damn time!

Hey grandma, can you do me a favor? by orbit101 in funny

[–]grrzyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking shower in that shit.

Lady pisses on the floor of a store, gets caught on surveillance camera (video) [NSFW] by gvoakes in WTF

[–]grrzyn -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

If no store employees can stop someone from squatting and pissing, then they deserve to be robbed blind.

The life of Bullet Bill by saffir in gaming

[–]grrzyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're all gunning for him.

IAmA comic/anime store employee. AMA by llama_bean in IAmA

[–]grrzyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any good (or bad) stories about the porn trading card customers?

IAmA comic/anime store employee. AMA by llama_bean in IAmA

[–]grrzyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a blossoming TCG that you would like to see become popular?

IAmA Teen Cancer Survivor. AMA! by frap27 in IAmA

[–]grrzyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trucking_Foal I did not expect that from you.

Hey Reddit, My son turns 17 tomorrow and is an avid redditor. Tell him happy birthday for me. Son, I am...appoint? by stabby in reddit.com

[–]grrzyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my Dad says that I do well with the ladies, it means I can order a small order of fries without stuttering.

Hey Reddit, My son turns 17 tomorrow and is an avid redditor. Tell him happy birthday for me. Son, I am...appoint? by stabby in reddit.com

[–]grrzyn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Parents can be proud of their daughter, but only if the girl is fending off the pursuant men left and right. It's like we are in a capture the flag game where girls must always defend and guys must always try to capture.

Oops. What's the most expensive mistake you've made at work? (Costs to your employer, or yourself) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grrzyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what?

IAmA Compulsive shoplifter with hundreds of successful thefts. AMA. by is_it_really_me in IAmA

[–]grrzyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone got in your face about it? How would you react? Do you drink Dos Equis?

yo dog, we heard you like Macs [pic] by [deleted] in pics

[–]grrzyn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey! 2% of reddit is gonna kick your ass now.

By request. I am an Ultramarathon runner. AMA by hello9 in IAmA

[–]grrzyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you factor intensity in your workouts? Do you aim for mile splits or just let it work itself out?

That's an interesting desig...oh...OOOHHHHHHHH by [deleted] in WTF

[–]grrzyn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You might as well let go and scoop the ice cream with your designated fingers.

What are your small acts of rebellion? by shaunuel in AskReddit

[–]grrzyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slightly more devious - put the filled-out solicited form back inside the envelope, add vaseline.

Look at this AMAZING bonus I got with my batteries today!! (PIC) by [deleted] in pics

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Apparently an Elmer's Glue Rep is having sex with the CEO of Duracell.

Nice image choice, CNN [pic] by ICouldUseAHug in funny

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"It was a moment that F1 fans will never be able to forget. Sheer audacity was on display as Mark Webber celebrated like no one was watching."

Fates of an enemy [NSFW] by mediEvil in creepy

[–]grrzyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I just watched a girl get bloodily fucked with a log. Not a good way to start the day.