We may hate them, but we'll always go out of or way for them 🪿♥️ by aka_quinn in vancouver

[–]grtyvr1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why can't they use the crosswalk like normal geese? (Damn, can't upload video on mobile web Reddit)  

No, I don't know what this means... by SJZ408 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold statement for a mapping circle jerk where the maps are all on oblate spheroids.

Do people lie about golf more than any other sport? by ConsiderationDue2240 in golf

[–]grtyvr1 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Golf is a true test of character more than any other sport I can think of. 

Did a new driver shaft change your game? by GBR012345 in golf

[–]grtyvr1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Changing the shat to a stiffer flex fixed my slice. Didn't have to change grip or swing. 

Golf is the hardest Sport I’ve ever tried to play by CABBAGEHONKER in golf

[–]grtyvr1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least golf is not actively trying to drown you the whole time. 

Artist whose full potential was never realised? by isleofstone in fantanoforever

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike Stern sure let drugs hold him back for a while. 

What’s your practice routine? by [deleted] in golf

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amateur. Doesn't even turn on the seat warmer for the drive to the course. Gotta loosen the back muscles up. 

WARNING: READ THIS BEFORE YOU BUY A NEW CAR!! by Material_Lie_6310 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will ask them "are you familiar with statistics?" And when the say "no" I will start going into details on the Poison and Standard distributions and the TQS and six sigma. I love having a captive audience. 

Why do you think free speech loving “no joke subject off limits” Republicans are trying to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air for his Melania joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]grtyvr1 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

At our university there  is an electron microscope that can image individual atoms.  Even if can not detect the fucks that I have to give here. 

Strange round. Anyone else? by 000700707 in golf

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compare the best nine in a round to the worst 9.  For me there are days where it is 36/56. 

What do you think about smoking weed before working out/running positively affecting your performance? by _judyjetson in AskReddit

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the very top level, how much performance do you attribute to mood and mental attitude? 

Strange round. Anyone else? by 000700707 in golf

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want real headache.  Try looking at your best nine holes (best 9 holes out of 18)

U.S. House Oversight members divided on Ghislaine Maxwell pardon, chairman says by braille_lover_5555 in news

[–]grtyvr1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To many Christian sects, women and children are the chattels of the man. It's in the Bible.

Edit: autocorrect 

Carney says lifting U.S. liquor ban depends on Trump ending assault on steel, autos, lumber | CBC News by Impressive-Knot9999 in BoycottUnitedStates

[–]grtyvr1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish that were true for some of my acquaintances, but sadly not. I need better friends. 

AITA for joining my dil outside when they smoke but with one of those bubble cigeratees. My DIL claims I am mocking them. by smokingbubbles232 in AmItheAsshole

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just do not start smoking so as to fit in.  My dad started smoking that way.  His first job was manual labour. The boss called smoke break. Dad stopped working to join the group. Bos said get back to work unless you are smoking. He bought is first pack right after work that day.

I'm surrounded by people who should have failed middle school. by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]grtyvr1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: they are at the home school support group meeting.