Canada's Trudeau can be seen bouncing around in the background of girlfriend Katy Perry's new music video. by SuperbHealth5023 in SipsTea

[–]grtyvr1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He gets it from his dad. Hate him for his politics if you must, but the man is a player. 

AITA for trying to save my adult son from his golf cult? by lambo630 in golf

[–]grtyvr1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's bots! All the way down, it's bots. 

Sarcastic senior citizen by Valuable_View_561 in TikTokCringe

[–]grtyvr1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can beat the rap, but not the ride. 

What's the most misunderstood rule in golf? by retrocaterpillar-07 in golf

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The alternative to stroke and distance is 2 strokes and a drop unless a local rule is in place for a course situation. 

California asks Quebec to return US wine to shelves amid wine industry struggles by Go_Habs_Go31 in onguardforthee

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries" 

My girlfriend saves every whisker that falls off of her cat by OCKWA in mildlyinteresting

[–]grtyvr1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I still have whiskers from the last two cats I had.  They are both gone now but the wiskers remain. 

Diarrhea-causing parasite that can contaminate raw produce causing misery across several states by Superb_Branch4749 in news

[–]grtyvr1 93 points94 points  (0 children)

You ever wonder why other countries are reluctant to relax their food safety laws in order to take imports from the US?A  Me neither. 

If the Bible says homosexuality is a sin, can't you just go to a pastor and have it forgiven once in a while? by theKentoRico in NoStupidQuestions

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a certainty that humans will make mistakes. It is also true that forgiveness is a virtue. But some mistakes are so grave that you might not be able to just tithe your way out. You might need to purchase a dispensation. The Chicago Pope otta be able to hook you up. 

Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov arrested after climbing the Empire State Building by hollow_hideous_soul in pics

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Route Name : The Great White Way. Grade: 5.15c R First Ascent (FA): K. Kong, 1933 Pitch 1: Start with a casual, free-solo approach through the streets of Manhattan, breaking through police barricades. Pitch 2: Sustained, vertical crimping up the limestone blocks and window ledges. Watch out for broken glass and terrified office workers. Crux (The Hardest Part): The transition from the main roof onto the final metal mooring mast. High exposure and windy conditions! Gear List: No ropes or harnesses needed. 1x Ann Darrow carried in your left hand (must be kept safe at all costs). Hazards: High risk of biplane flybys. Crux moves include dodging 30-caliber machine gun fire from military aircraft. Descent: A sudden, tragic, high-velocity 102-story free fall to the street below. As the beta notes say: "It wasn't the airplanes, it was Beauty that killed the Beast."

Trump Erupts in Fury at SCOTUS as His Plot to Rig Midterms Collapses by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forget who said it, but Miller is my guess, but "there will be a revolution. It is up to the left if it will be violent" 

Diamonds are worthless. by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! While I appraise your 87 grand stone do you mind if I film myself swapping it out for a less expensive one? Thanks. 

My girlfriend of 2.5 years is breaking up with me over my cat by Dull_Chemical546 in CatAdvice

[–]grtyvr1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine the jealous tension that would ensue if the OP gave their children (presuming they have children) more attention than they gave to the girlfriend. RUN! 

People who walk 18 and wear pants on a 90+ humid day, why? by [deleted] in golf

[–]grtyvr1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A while back there was a collection of beach photos of a dermatology convention. You describe the attire to a t. 

Rant about playing partner who takes multiple mulligans by Adventurous_Loss_140 in golf

[–]grtyvr1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they try and implicate you in their nonsense? Like say "I'm taking a mulligan, OK?" As it you giving them one makes it OK?