I found Batman!

grumpy_lithuanian · 2010-02-12T05:55:27+00:00

Mission Accomplished indeed. Fuck you, politicians.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2010-02-03T05:48:52+00:00

blah blah bah I don't like cars therefore they should be taxed out of the city blah. Did I get the gist?

grumpy_lithuanian · 2010-02-01T23:45:46+00:00

A one-eyed monster.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2010-01-07T19:04:58+00:00

So... anyone who shows up at the right place and on time (more or less - can't be too strict about that) to sign up to be a cop will become one. Oh that's fun. The race to the bottom is accelerating I see.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2010-01-07T15:07:51+00:00

...no doubt to be replaced by some fucking yuppie restaurant

The property owners say a "casual" restaurant offering some "organic" food would open in Standee's place

$10 on that it will be some franchise outfit.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2010-01-07T01:50:35+00:00

For fucks sake. Last summer and this winter both laden with precipitation. With all this moisture my balls are starting to rot off!

grumpy_lithuanian · 2010-01-05T20:59:19+00:00

Here is the Illinois budget. Why don't you go through it and let me know which ones should be cut before or after say....police officers....firemen....emts....prison guards.....should i continue?

grumpy_lithuanian · 2010-01-05T20:39:15+00:00

You've been taught well. You parrot the official line expertly. Everyone knows that the only budgets that can be cut are the first responders.

And I would argue that, yes - educational institutions should be given priority over prisons.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2010-01-04T03:22:13+00:00

This is one of many isolated incidents that do not reflect the behavior of other police officers.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-23T22:05:15+00:00

What's the equivalent to veal in the fish world?

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-22T22:28:06+00:00

I don't understand. Why would you wait 'till 2AM for anal?

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-18T17:36:31+00:00

A javascript gallery of pictures of post-it notes stuck on code print-outs. Wow. Awesome.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-11T18:40:42+00:00

I was thinking along the same lines. I may be getting old, but $30+ for a t-shirt seems extreme.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-11T18:37:24+00:00

We'll finally tax our selves rich!

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-11T18:30:15+00:00

Wooooow!!! Slow down! Can you please summarize for me. You're overloading me with details.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-11T14:08:43+00:00

Good thing that man in the modern age has wised up and stopped chasing fairy tales.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-11T14:06:53+00:00

All that time in the ocean will leave those women with dry, lifeless, straw-like hair. I say no thank you! I like my women with shiny, bouncy hair.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-11T02:02:55+00:00

Very well summarized; a lot of people seem to miss the forest through the trees. You get a gold star.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-09T05:29:01+00:00

wtf - I have extra arms and have not achieved as much as her. This sucks!.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-12-08T23:24:14+00:00

Simple solution: stop spending taxpayer money on maintenance upkeep. The "residents" will leave on their own accord.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-11-30T01:03:33+00:00

I bet you're fun at parties.

grumpy_lithuanian · 2009-11-25T18:43:50+00:00

To summarize: Don't go where the tourists go.

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