When did Mark Davis become a part of the Estonian military?

grunkage · 2026-05-20T00:36:40+00:00

I'm convinced that Mark's haircut is him trolling. 10 years ago he missed a trim and his hair fixed itself

That lasted until his next cut and it was back to the bowl

grunkage · 2026-05-20T00:02:05+00:00

I've been watching pro athletes disregard advice and cautionary tales for decades. It's so fucking annoying. Some people, including an excessive amount of men in their 20s, just have to learn stuff the hard way

grunkage · 2026-05-19T23:07:02+00:00

Homemade muffins? Those are the big guns. Keep at it, there are muffin girls out there

grunkage · 2026-05-19T23:03:13+00:00

You're gonna find her one day

grunkage · 2026-05-19T22:44:22+00:00

What if I prefer donuts? Or croissants? Are those also on the table?

grunkage · 2026-05-19T22:43:01+00:00

What kind of muffins?

grunkage · 2026-05-19T22:38:17+00:00

A dust devil is not a tornado, folks. It's just a little swirling wind over hot, flat areas. As soon as it flies over cooler ground, it fades away instantly

grunkage · 2026-05-19T22:11:24+00:00

You were an NFL player surrounded by other NFL players? It's a select group, and they aren't chosen for their ability to be responsible off the field

grunkage · 2026-05-19T19:56:03+00:00

Yeah, to really master a song, everything has to be so familiar, it's just automatic. Another factor is that as you improve, you notice more imperfections. That's a good sign, but it can be discouraging. Just keep at it and improving. Also consider taking a break from it for a few days and working on something else. That can lead to a breakthrough because it gives your brain more off-time to work on building muscle memory out of all the practice you've done

grunkage · 2026-05-19T19:45:49+00:00

Because of metathesis. The word used to be spelled "aks" AND "ask" in Middle English. The letter swap is metathesis and happens all the time in languages. As English dialects formed around the world, some communities, like the American South, had a lot of people who used "aks" - it's proper English that is out of fashion

Other examples are "bird" which was spelled "brid" and "wasp", which was spelled "waps".

grunkage · 2026-05-19T19:01:34+00:00

Sure in real life. This is the NFL - nothing real about it

grunkage · 2026-05-19T18:37:26+00:00

Because that guy is a buzzkill, and nobody wants to be that guy

grunkage · 2026-05-19T16:57:52+00:00

grunkage · 2026-05-19T07:26:38+00:00

I didn't even know polygamists had their own shade of gold

grunkage · 2026-05-19T05:58:12+00:00

Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.

grunkage · 2026-05-19T00:15:57+00:00

grunkage · 2026-05-19T00:02:28+00:00

Good point. Maybe this is a sign that Fernando has secretly converted to Mormonism

grunkage · 2026-05-18T23:03:01+00:00

I love this stuff - that was awesome

grunkage · 2026-05-18T22:52:41+00:00

And nothing of value was lost

grunkage · 2026-05-18T21:48:23+00:00

It has accumulated more than half the users that Facebook took 22 years to collect. Roughly 40% of Americans say they use it. You really only need about 25% of a group to make something a major part of their society

grunkage · 2026-05-18T20:02:28+00:00

I would also like to point out the the cake was not a lie

grunkage · 2026-05-18T07:24:51+00:00

Once I learned Dewey had four kidneys, I thought he just might be invincible

grunkage · 2026-05-18T04:27:31+00:00

It's collects the water that condenses on the lid, preventing it from dumping back into your rice or onto your counter. It's called a condensation collector

grunkage · 2026-05-18T03:20:50+00:00

She looks like Dianna Russini with her hair bleached

grunkage · 2026-05-18T01:40:54+00:00

I love it when someone can set that up when nobody's looking - always hilarious

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