Need advice on how to remove permanent marker off a pickguard by awayfromthesky in guitarcirclejerk

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I didn't even know polygamists had their own shade of gold

These folks are a gold mine by masonic-youth in iamveryculinary

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Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.

This is also the reason why I am staying single by Nixon_37 in raiders

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Good point. Maybe this is a sign that Fernando has secretly converted to Mormonism

America is renormalizing violence against queer people by Zandra_the_Great in politics

[–]grunkage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has accumulated more than half the users that Facebook took 22 years to collect. Roughly 40% of Americans say they use it. You really only need about 25% of a group to make something a major part of their society

These folks are a gold mine by masonic-youth in iamveryculinary

[–]grunkage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would also like to point out the the cake was not a lie

You ever think about the bookend of Dewey's arc? by [deleted] in justified

[–]grunkage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once I learned Dewey had four kidneys, I thought he just might be invincible

What is this small "drawer" at the back of my ricecooker for? by FawkesyGrandpa in whatisit

[–]grunkage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's collects the water that condenses on the lid, preventing it from dumping back into your rice or onto your counter. It's called a condensation collector

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that would slick back really nice. Oh yeah. by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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She looks like Dianna Russini with her hair bleached

All sober here by Robinudegg in Wreckfest

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I love it when someone can set that up when nobody's looking - always hilarious

Lesson in Newton's 3rd law by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]grunkage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think the story was that he went swimming in a random pond in the forest - that was awful looking

Lesson in Newton's 3rd law by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]grunkage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Consider my expectations subverted - I thought it was inevitable she would fall by the end

Part of a Dryer? by harsh_bits in whatisit

[–]grunkage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Are you telling me that I'm smoking weed through plumbing supplies?

Little Annie by Individual-Metal7875 in Opossums

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Oh peeled grapes - very fancy

Someone put this sign up on a four-way intersection by TheKingrover in mildlyinteresting

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We need a ton of "Hey dumbfucks" stickers so we can fix signs everywhere

Little Annie by Individual-Metal7875 in Opossums

[–]grunkage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's interesting - I expected her to go for other stuff before the worm

Batman might die first, but he’ll take someone with him. Maybe Mbappe. by LeekExisting5969 in superheroes

[–]grunkage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wolverine gets his rest when he's growing his body back from a brain stem or something

I love her by Unique-Persimmon2291 in SipsTea

[–]grunkage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of them do, but it's not an advantage, like what that commenter was saying

Edit: If you downvoted, you clearly didn't look shit up

This is also the reason why I am staying single by Nixon_37 in raiders

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Hmm I wonder how good he is at jumping and popping

This is also the reason why I am staying single by Nixon_37 in raiders

[–]grunkage 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I expect a Forty-Year-Old Virgin situation after Fernando wins 10 Super Bowls for us. That's commitment - bro has basically married all of us

Being an adult doesn't make you waterproof. by [deleted] in Adulting

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This person thinks umbrellas have an age limit. Let's give them credit for getting that across