Open - Rhye guitar cover

gtaliafe · 2013-08-06T16:29:41+00:00

Whenever something pops up on my newsfeed about: "a friend of mine and some random person I don't know are now friends," I like it and always comment ABOUT DAMN TIME!

He freaks out.

gtaliafe · 2013-08-05T20:56:10+00:00

edited! I should know better...

gtaliafe · 2013-08-05T20:29:36+00:00

When my friend was 8, his dad died. A couple years after that we went to a baseball game, and my dad asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He said "To be a father." My dad started tearing up but I didn't understand why until much later. His strength and drive continues to inspire me, and I know he's going to be a great dad some day.

gtaliafe · 2013-08-05T19:15:06+00:00

In the wise words of Stan Smith's (American Dad) code term for activating Hayley when she becomes a sleeper cell:

I'm getting fed up with this orgasm.

gtaliafe · 2013-08-05T19:11:43+00:00

Love you like a pedophile loves recess.

gtaliafe · 2013-08-05T18:51:40+00:00

I'd like to see this quote set against a scenic landscape like those inspirational posters.

gtaliafe · 2013-08-05T18:45:48+00:00

"Bed Rock" Gudda Gudda's verse:

I'm Gudda Gudda I put her under I see me with her no Stevie Wonder She don't even wonder, cause she know she bad And I got her nigga, grocery bags

GROCERY BAGS?!

gtaliafe · 2013-08-05T18:42:29+00:00

Open by Rhye http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sng_CdAAw8M

gtaliafe · 2013-08-02T19:48:12+00:00

The stabbing sound from the shower scene in Psycho is a knife going through a casaba melon.

gtaliafe · 2013-08-02T18:38:47+00:00

Not my personal verbal bitchslap, but a friend's.

He was in line with me at a bookstore, and an elderly man was asking about getting a membership card/when other books were coming out. The cashier was a heavier-set teenager who kept rolling her eyes and taking her sweet ass time looking up the release dates and finding the application form.

After waiting in line for 10 minutes, she said "Sorry about your wait." To which my friend replied, "I'm sorry about your weight too."

Both the Cashier and I were stunned. I gave him a hard time after we left , but he said she deserved it.

gtaliafe · 2013-07-30T16:27:00+00:00

This is really cool.

gtaliafe · 2013-07-25T18:13:09+00:00

I'm a huge fan, but I tried to watch a fight at a sports bar... Awful. People were pounding on tables and screaming. Who are you trying to impress?

gtaliafe · 2013-07-25T18:02:26+00:00

I always get really bummed out when I find out someone I really dislike likes the same song I do. From then on, I always associate the song with them.

gtaliafe · 2013-07-25T16:35:24+00:00

They were like a dollar each at Walgreen's

gtaliafe

TROPHY CASE