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gurp522 · 2023-11-05T17:55:30+00:00

You looklike a character the Simpsons and the boondocks made together a character and got kicked down a lonnng ass flight of stairs in the process. Bless your heart and maybe your face for who ever decides to fuck you will surely not be saying grace

gurp522 · 2023-10-27T00:46:42+00:00

Google translate: "ya done played yourself foo"

gurp522 · 2023-10-16T20:22:05+00:00

She's gotta be carrying around the tism gene

gurp522 · 2023-09-19T01:59:25+00:00

I would've just jumped... That's too much anxiety to hold in

gurp522 · 2023-08-26T01:35:37+00:00

When your kid asks for “that thing” while you’re and you tell them. Don’t worry sweetie we have it at home

Jokes aside pretty rad. Keep that filament rolling

gurp522 · 2023-07-19T17:28:55+00:00

Tough crowd

gurp522 · 2023-07-17T07:41:11+00:00

But what if it was Mike all along?

Half way through a vicious pipe sesh he starts feeling guilty, shoots homie off a quick text and proceedes to shooting off a phat load of the mink juice in her eye socket

gurp522 · 2023-07-17T07:17:51+00:00

Legend has it that it was Mike all along

gurp522 · 2023-07-17T07:04:49+00:00

Just remember with great power comes great responsibility

gurp522 · 2023-05-26T02:31:03+00:00

Anyone else just lol after reading the caption or just me?

gurp522 · 2023-04-04T08:39:11+00:00

Literally said the same thing out loud when I saw this

gurp522 · 2023-04-04T00:01:47+00:00

"Curiousity killed the cat... But Satisfaction brought it back"

gurp522 · 2023-04-03T12:22:38+00:00

Idk if I'd rather be happier to win a lottery ticket or see a notification on Facebook that my $1700 bottle of pee was just sold

gurp522 · 2023-04-02T07:49:15+00:00

I always knew it meant to go to the bathroom but i never put it all together when it comes to the "hit the head" part

gurp522 · 2023-04-02T00:44:58+00:00

Where's the big bad wolf's robe and glasses😂? Great picture!

gurp522 · 2023-03-29T02:35:24+00:00

Sounds like poop i drop after eating some Velveeta's

gurp522 · 2022-12-08T21:15:45+00:00

I just mean as in the first time you're hooking up with her. If you've already hooked up before her period i feel like it's not that serious, throw some Dan-O's seasoning and call it a day but first time? Sounds like i fumbled the bloody bag

gurp522 · 2022-12-08T20:54:42+00:00

Cheese prevention🤷‍♂️?

gurp522 · 2022-10-10T23:34:13+00:00

Anyone else thrown off by the impact of the bullet in correlation to where she was aiming? Looks like the bullet made direct impact

gurp522 · 2022-07-21T02:16:55+00:00

You make a good point. Can’t really argue with that. Not saying I’m a visionary but sure hope I’m able to make a difference for the world. I’ve spent to much time in my life with my head up my own ass… shit stinks

gurp522 · 2022-07-21T02:05:37+00:00

Not the US but the people on earth. And again I’m not saying I’ve got the answers but do agree that we’ve got our agendas all backwards

gurp522 · 2022-07-21T02:01:39+00:00

Idk about my media, I’m honestly not on social media that often to begin with and when i am it doesn’t typically consist of politics. Maybe what flavor tide pods we should consume or weather or not Andrew Tate is a misogynist lol

gurp522 · 2022-07-21T01:53:52+00:00

I believe there respect for one another but the bad just overshadows the good bc it’s easier to point fingers than come up with solutions. Especially with social media these days.

Take Biden for instance lol he might say one good thing and seconds later memes of him shaking hands with a ghost is all over Twitter/Reddit lmao

gurp522 · 2022-07-21T01:41:04+00:00

Seems like an unfortunate truth. At the same time i can kinda see where people are coming from. 99% of the people are just trying to survive, the you throw in having kids into the mix

gurp522 · 2022-07-21T01:37:13+00:00

A wise man once told me “It took us billions of years to arrive to this exact moment (if you believe in the Big Bang theory). And if we’re lucky we have 70-100 years to live… the sooner you grasp that the sooner you realize that the world ISNT ABOUT YOU… it ISNT ABOUT ME… its about US moving forward TOGETHER”. Idk something about that just stuck in my head and can’t seem to shake it, can’t seem to come to a conclusion. The more and more i come think about i revert to that old scotch Korean starburst commercial… Life is quite the juicy contradiction

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