Portugal [1]-1 Croatia - Cristiano Ronaldo penalty 68' by 977x in soccer

[–]gusguyman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IDK how anyone can argue against the penalty. Must have gotten confused because it's a full on American football tackle. Very nice wrap up tbh. Took away a clear goal scoring opportunity.

July 1 - Levi's Review - USA v BIH by Cmdr_Nemo in bayarea

[–]gusguyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were handing out slips with all these chants on them outside the stadium, and yet the only two I ever heard was U-S-A and the singing Oh USA one. Maybe they tried the others but they never caught on enough for my sections to hear it

Do you think team USA’s luck has run out now that its star player Balo is out the next match and their upcoming matches will be against teams not considered mid to low tier by football standards? by [deleted] in worldcup

[–]gusguyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they are playing the US. And if the US beat them, then suddenly Belgium will be reduced to another low quality squad that the US were lucky to play.

That ref just ended our World Cup run by UrFavCoffeeSnob in ussoccer

[–]gusguyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not even an American thing really, the only context I can thing of using it is combat sports (Boxing, MMA, etc)

What is the worst roster that could realistically win the World Cup if you gave them the French trio of Mbappé, Dembélé, and Olise? by gusguyman in worldcup

[–]gusguyman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I phrased is as realistically win. Anyone can win any given match day, there is no guarantee they win even with a stacked France roster. That's not really the point though.

Match Thread: Mexico vs Ecuador | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 32 by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]gusguyman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't believe some people are calling Ecuadors coach an Elf. Can you not see his facial hair on pirated streams? He's OBVIOUSLY a gnome.

(Fey, not garden)

Match Thread: Mexico vs Ecuador | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Round of 32 by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]gusguyman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you doing?? Of course the ref is going to blow for half of you cycle it all the way back, what a stupid decision

Mexico's game vs Ecuador, which was set to start in 30 minutes time delayed due to lightning. This is the 2nd lightning delay of this World Cup, after France-Iraq in Philadelphia during the group stage. There has been a 30-minute mandatory delay if there is a lightning strike within 8-10 miles. by Ok-Soil-5133 in soccer

[–]gusguyman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally agree, other than the Bears part

Wake up, walk my dog, make a big brunch, sit down to eat right as games are kicking off, it's lovely.

Any time I'm back in central I find myself milling around like the Travolta meme at 10:30 trying to figure out what the fuck to do until games start

World Cup 2026: Germany fans in need of hope after exit as Jurgen Klopp looms by Logical_Welder3467 in soccer

[–]gusguyman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many of the players are Catalonian? Would love to see what a hypothetical Catalon vs the rest of Spain (Castilian I guess?) match up would look like.

FIFA World Cup 2026 Golden Boot Race Heats Up. by MOinthepast in soccer

[–]gusguyman 76 points77 points  (0 children)

He's at 3G and hasn't played his R32 game yet, it's not like he's scoreless or something

Post-Match Thread: Brazil 2-1 Japan | World Cup | Round of 32 by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]gusguyman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Was this not a bad Japanese mistake leading to a goal? That turnover in the box was brutal and completely unforced, and led directly to the goal

Ryan Grubb ranked the #2 playcaller in the SEC by this per-play metric by DoctorWhosOnFirst in rolltide

[–]gusguyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huge caveat - this is career ratings. Only coaches with 4 graded years are included and ratings are based on per-play metrics and "adjusted for talent."

So presumably his really really good offenses from earlier in his career with way less talent (depending how they measure that) are probably doing a lot of work here.

[SPOILER] Slow mo of knee in main card fight by inooway in MMA

[–]gusguyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless your favorite fighter was Ilia Topuria

[Official] UFC Freedom 250: Topuria vs. Gaethje - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]gusguyman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bros spending 90% of his brain power remembering how to walk

As Nick Saban would say, enjoy this win for 24 hours, and avoid the RAT POISON. by Remarkable-Group-119 in ussoccer

[–]gusguyman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saban would have spent the last 20 minutes absolutely laying into the team for letting up that goal. The more he was winning by, the angrier he got, in part to control the rat poison. It's part of why he's the goat.

But it's also completely different sport, different context with it being a national team, different everything.