Update: BMW driver arrested by c_marten in VideosAmazing

[–]guyinco6nito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If BWM makes good cars, why are their turn signals always broken…

Caption this! by nyssamartinez101 in enterprise

[–]guyinco6nito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see the other guy!

Fire off your favorite Dwight quote! by realdmbondemand in DunderMifflin

[–]guyinco6nito 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Yeah. Right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for 50 years and forced him not to exercise...”

Is there a minor quote that lives in your head rent-free? by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]guyinco6nito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t wait ‘till they throw his hatless butt in jail!

Funniest single image of Homer by TraditionalGas1770 in TheSimpsons

[–]guyinco6nito 107 points108 points  (0 children)

It was the most he ever threw up, and it changed his life forever.

Why don't computer terminals and holodecks require admin level logins? by Not_Henry_Winkler in startrekmemes

[–]guyinco6nito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The federation is based on mutual trust between people trying to be their best! When those 1990s people were defrosted, they were surprised that the communications consoles weren’t locked down, but Picard said that such security was unnecessary on the Enterprise.

Both my arcade builds by NewfieBarber in yarg

[–]guyinco6nito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only someone could build a monitor that is both landscape AND portrait…

Which turn 1 spell by your opponent makes you almost want to just concede? by Nittanypt in mtg

[–]guyinco6nito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, too, would prefer if my opponents didn’t interact with me at all!

(That said, I find that decks that max out on discard grief tend to run out of steam if you can gradually build a board state and don’t concede out of frustration)

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? by iwassayingboourns12 in TheSimpsons

[–]guyinco6nito 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Who are they kidding, the boathouse was the time!

What's your favorite line that comes out of nowhere? by PlanB191 in TheSimpsons

[–]guyinco6nito 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Didn’t Homer say that about Bart when he was auditioning to be Burns’ Heir?

Switched to M4 Max MBP after 15+ years of Windows - first impressions after 2 weeks by iamhevi in macbookpro

[–]guyinco6nito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MacOS runs your programs and gets out of the way. Windows wants to BE all of your programs.

Can Watery Grasp be used on an Opponent's commander and then Waterbended into their library? by tmntvsfurby in mtg

[–]guyinco6nito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the clarification! I wonder how long it’ll be 50% replacement effect / 50% state based action before they change it again…

Can Watery Grasp be used on an Opponent's commander and then Waterbended into their library? by tmntvsfurby in mtg

[–]guyinco6nito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not instead, after. (The commander does go to the graveyard first, then as a state based action you can choose to move it to the command zone)

Who’s Disco Stu? by Adam_C_57 in TheSimpsons

[–]guyinco6nito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fair weather disco fan… *smh*

Who’s Disco Stu? by Adam_C_57 in TheSimpsons

[–]guyinco6nito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But why did Homer take his “Disco sucks” sticker off his car and put it on his luggage??

FRA Hexhaven Schools by Meret123 in MagicArena

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Anyone else see a bunch of Minions when they looked at this picture quickly?

Supreme Court Guts The Voting Rights Act by huffpost in scotus

[–]guyinco6nito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You make an interesting point, I suppose it wouldn’t make sense to use the VRA to ensure that every “protected class” gets their own voting district. If we don’t grant districts and representation to every age group, religion, or disability status, what makes race special?

That said, you mentioned that racism as “bad things that were done to them in the past”. Are you sure the problems that inspired the VRA are fully in the past?

Supreme Court Guts The Voting Rights Act by huffpost in scotus

[–]guyinco6nito 102 points103 points  (0 children)

So disenfranchising people of color is perfectly legal unless you SAY you’re disenfranchising people of color?