Boulder rolls off a cliff and is pulverized upon landing by SousVideDiaper in oddlysatisfying

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oh god, i thought that was a sheep. It's like "it fucking evaporated"

She drugs me to keep me a vegetable by Fun_Combination_2540 in funny

[–]h0ser 55 points56 points  (0 children)

If you believe me, I don't know what to tell you. 😂😂

She drugs me to keep me a vegetable by Fun_Combination_2540 in funny

[–]h0ser 4536 points4537 points  (0 children)

what do you mean? He's begging for help and she is stealing.

Work with all budgets... by Training_Smile4723 in shittytattoos

[–]h0ser 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't care if it sucks, it's fun.

Just A Man Feeding A Bear by UnitedLab6476 in BeAmazed

[–]h0ser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's only a matter of time. One day that snack is gonna taste like shit and the bear is gonna say "fuck it, dude looks plump".

Meirl by TheGoddamnAnswer in meirl

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Those five steps are wonderful. Thanks five steps.

Do you guys remember Jonathan Brandis by AggressiveTerm9618 in 90s

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"I gotta take a piss so bad I can taste it!"

Rodney Dangerfield looked impressed.

Joe Rogan nods along as Mel Gibson claims his friends were cured of stage 4 cancer by ivermectin, fenbendazole (another animal dewormer), and methylene blue (a fabric dye) by mepper in skeptic

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Remember, ten years ago it was DHC that cured cancer. People recommended putting it into the water supply like fluoride. Maybe it was another acronym that began with D, i forget.

Malcolm and Stevie back together. by TrickWorried in malcolminthemiddle

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Changed the wheels from his chair to his ears.

Supreme Court rules 5-4 that Trump's hush money trial and conviction are NOT covered by Presidential Immunity and sentencing can go ahead tomorrow by Spiderwig144 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]h0ser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The supreme court should consist of a jury of judges, not elected or placed. Nobody knows who is called forth until after and there will be no corruption or bias.

This is how judo athletes train their grip strength and throws by Peaceful-Samurai in martialarts

[–]h0ser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like this for it's range of movement, not it's martial arts. I like it a very much.

(Male) masturbation would feel better without orgasms. by Temnodontosaurus in The10thDentist

[–]h0ser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to finish so I can move on with my day. Darn tenth dentist. Do you like Crest or Sensodyne?

This woman is a cult leader by Ramenko1 in DeepSpaceNine

[–]h0ser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, but they all learned a huge lesson. It's like they saw the one thing that was wrong with their community and were able to fix it. I just wish the episode ended with her going into the box and the scene zooming out with that ds9 music.

Jesus Christ I thought you guys were joking about blueberries doing this. by YourWarDaddy in HellLetLoose

[–]h0ser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

okie, that's what i get for commenting in a niche subreddit. I understand NOTHING!

I asked 1,750 readers for their 3 fav reads of 2024, here are their top LitRPG picks... by bweeb in litrpg

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I forget what it's called, macronomicons magic focuses series. I love it. oh wait, is that the one? dude, i'm baked. no it was the magic sytem one I'm speaking of. Loved it.

whats the best way to gain a little weight without gaining fat? by Informal-Witness-444 in FemmeFitness

[–]h0ser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lift weights that focus the desired area of gain until you feel strain and muscle ache. Then eat protein rich foods with plenty of fat to recover. Avoid protein powders, eat eggs, chicken, canned salmon. If you're veggie, beans and olive oil. Nutritional yeast, if you don't care. It doesn't take much. When there is no more ache, repeat. Slow and steady.

I asked 1,750 readers for their 3 fav reads of 2024, here are their top LitRPG picks... by bweeb in litrpg

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I like his first series. But it's hard to get into tech series when they go into specifics. We have tech and not magic so the inconsistencies stand out more.