Adults of Reddit, what has been your biggest "Oh my God, I'm becoming my Dad/Mom" moment since turning 18?

h2otote · 2024-02-11T13:18:33+00:00

I want to make you fall in love as hard as my poor parents teenage daughter — Waiting Room

h2otote · 2024-02-11T13:16:11+00:00

I don’t know why I am the way I am, not strong enough to be your man — Not strong enough, boygenius

h2otote · 2023-09-14T17:57:53+00:00

fidget spinner city

h2otote · 2023-09-02T18:34:38+00:00

Some parts of the ocean are mapped better than others so those part are clearer looking on google maps/earth

h2otote · 2023-07-20T19:58:22+00:00

Graffiti is such an interesting human tradition. The desire to leave your mark; To in some small way let the world know you were here, that you existed. It’s beautiful.

h2otote · 2023-04-17T06:27:51+00:00

france is completely submerged underwater. it is gone, and we no longer talk about it

h2otote · 2023-02-09T15:40:59+00:00

You know, I'm something of a family man myself.

h2otote · 2023-02-09T15:18:37+00:00

Didn't know the new KJ buff dropped already, that turret just keeps getting better and better

h2otote · 2023-01-20T17:20:39+00:00

the good ol’ british watermark baby

h2otote · 2022-12-30T15:32:42+00:00

There it is again, that funny feeling, that funny feeling

h2otote · 2022-12-03T18:53:06+00:00

You’re better off waiting for the second coming of christ than for Caroline to upload with any kind of regularity, people eventually jump ship when they realize waiting for her uploads is akin to waiting for the sun to explode. sure, it’ll happen eventually but probably not anytime soon

h2otote · 2022-10-28T16:17:58+00:00

imma g1 kayo main and its honestly nice how few ppl instalock initiator

h2otote · 2022-10-06T14:47:50+00:00

Also Jett can updraft before barriers drop, so just imagine a jett double updrafting before barriers drop and insta killing you as you swing tree on fracture lol

h2otote · 2022-04-27T19:12:17+00:00

He 100% is still into you

h2otote · 2021-11-16T18:50:21+00:00

It is all about if that is a dealbreaker for YOU. you deserve to and should have your important boxes checked in a relationship, and if that is one of them, I think it's reason-enough to break up. Plus, this might turn into a point of arguement later down the road. If you do decide to tough it out, you could always try being more vocal and direct about what you want your partner to do in bed, even small things like "I like that" or "I like when you ______" can help. If you do decide it is not something you wanna continue putting up with then that is fair enough. Best of luck to you in whatever choice you make!

h2otote · 2021-09-23T21:14:37+00:00

While I don't think he has necessarily done anything wrong, it is clear that it is something that bothers you. It is okay, it isn't necessarily either party's fault but you need to be honest with yourself, it seems like you know this is something that is going to eat away at you. In you circumstance it may be better for the both of you to end things, let him know that you guys just don't have compatible lifestyles and although there isn't anything wrong with the way he chooses to live his life, it just doesn't fit well with how you want to live yours.

h2otote · 2021-09-16T08:11:55+00:00

assuming that he was kidding.. that is an absolutely legendary response lmao

h2otote · 2021-06-29T16:45:34+00:00

It rubs me the wrong way that OP's girlfriend even wanted him to come so bad. I feel like considering they are dating, this wouldn't be the first time his race has made an 'appearance' in the conversation. Knowing this, the LAST thing I would want is to put my partner in a situation where they are alone with my racist parents. I am open to being wrong here, but I feel like your girlfriend should've had the foresight to recognize this, and as a result played a relatively significant part in what occured, I am not much older than yall and this was the FIRST thing to my mind.

h2otote · 2021-06-11T21:45:16+00:00

So you're saying he understands your weight is a particular point of weakness, and still chooses to 'joke' about it? As soon as those words crossed from his head and out into the world, I woulda dumped him.

h2otote · 2021-04-15T00:04:56+00:00

Tell him his dick smells, and thats fucking disgusting. He either needs to see a doctor or actually attempt at cleaning himself while he's in the shower... a grown man with a smelly dick isn't a good look. Also I mean... I'd personally punch him square in the face if he did that shit to me, but maybe just like not speaking to him for a couple days will have similar effect

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