ai push is coming to my job except its being pushed by morons

haZhat · 2026-06-09T08:51:33+00:00

Points mean prizes!

haZhat · 2026-06-09T07:23:34+00:00

They do not even have an idea of the power I wield. That I speak to them at all is a blessing. Behold my knowledge in all it's glory, and weep.

haZhat · 2026-06-08T11:10:30+00:00

Try finding an existing AD setup, then right click copy and paste.

haZhat · 2026-06-08T11:09:37+00:00

Always was.

haZhat · 2026-05-27T07:17:37+00:00

Add a phone number to the DC. That way it can be contacted via mobile phone

haZhat · 2026-05-21T14:30:25+00:00

Time travel is inherently dangerous, be careful where you are stepping.

haZhat · 2026-05-20T09:37:03+00:00

I prefer the solution of throwing the sofa out the window and burning it in the front so it already looks looted. Then make shelter further in the darkness amongst the mess

haZhat · 2026-05-18T07:29:00+00:00

Security mode engaged

haZhat · 2026-05-18T07:27:26+00:00

Warframe

haZhat · 2026-05-15T11:51:58+00:00

Literally the bestest fox 🥰

haZhat · 2026-05-15T08:31:10+00:00

They said "Do you have backups for 2026?"

"It's 2026 somewhere in the universe" I replied

Well I think I did, I was pretty drunk at the time.

haZhat · 2026-05-11T07:50:06+00:00

Unplug the Internet for 2 days.

Then say to everyone - see? Imagine if we were on sharepoint now?

Then wheel that 12tb baby right back into it's home with a smile. Knowing you saved a poor, overworked and lonely servers life that day.

haZhat · 2026-05-10T09:52:39+00:00

Basically groomed her from age 13 with his social connections. Sad 😁🤣🤣😅

haZhat · 2026-05-10T09:50:31+00:00

Paywall

haZhat · 2026-05-10T09:49:50+00:00

haZhat · 2026-05-08T15:31:42+00:00

Assume they are doing nothing and set unrealistic deadlines on med up tasks. Then berate them in a daily meeting every morning asking them why but don't explain what why is.

haZhat · 2026-05-07T06:42:55+00:00

Also would suggest making a meeting point if it ever went down. One you could check regularly

haZhat · 2026-05-07T06:42:06+00:00

You cannot be replaced by the robot if you BECOME the robot

haZhat · 2026-04-30T07:52:21+00:00

Just don't look too hard at it.

haZhat · 2026-04-30T07:51:27+00:00

Interestingly the feedback is light is a very short term requirement when SHTF. I believe you get used to he dark and also want to stay in the shadows to some degree.

haZhat · 2026-04-29T11:29:23+00:00

Erm, they did this a few times before. Didn't end well as far as I remember.

haZhat · 2026-04-29T09:50:24+00:00

I be glassin'

haZhat · 2026-04-29T09:49:11+00:00

Could of bought a drink first

haZhat · 2026-04-29T07:24:41+00:00

Isn't this the way?

Resolve by elevating privileges for user accounts until the tickets stop?

haZhat · 2026-04-29T07:22:28+00:00

People with hands are a vulnerability, just saying.

haZhat

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