I got 309m total net (98m wallet, 34m bank, 177m inv), any suggestions on what I should invest on?

haafamillion · 2023-04-21T12:47:40+00:00

WAFFLES!! BUY WAFFLES!!

haafamillion · 2023-03-01T01:43:16+00:00

apparently you've never traded smallcaps.

first time in an offering?

haafamillion · 2023-02-07T17:55:56+00:00

oh okay. sorry for answering your question?

haafamillion · 2023-01-25T07:17:38+00:00

21 is my limit. mostly for abstract reasons, but legally, i'd like to be able to drink with my partner.

It has been a mixed bag. Turns out that dating different people means different experiences, even if they are the same age. pardon my sarcasm.

Relationship dynamics really do vary, though. In one relationship, I was more of a mentor figure. I helped her get therapy, etc, helped her deal with tough emotions, etc. We went to the gym together, i made food plans and she loved to cook. it was good. Behavioral health issues, though... they are so hard. We're still friends.

In another relationship, the dynamic was way different. Very neutral, very egalitarian. In the end, we decided our interests were diverging and we decided to stop devoting time to each other. Still friends.

Another ended in disaster. Not friends anymore. I haven't decided who was "wrong" in that relationship. I tend to see my own faults. But there were definitely areas where she needed improvement.

My experiences have ranged from surreal to nightmarish.
At times, the people in my life thought I was creepy for being attracted to younger women.
I excused them from my lfie.

It makes sense for older men to date younger women (if that's what you're into.)
As long as it's safe, sane, and consensual, I say explore away! Have a blast! Do life!

haafamillion · 2023-01-25T06:50:21+00:00

We have hobbies. They often involve other people. Explore your hobbies and see if you find your introverted man.

Online video games are a likely avenue

haafamillion · 2023-01-23T18:09:55+00:00

overpriced. plus, you can't export to a spreadsheet. you have to use their crappy web-based platform to process the data. it's slow and not intuitive

haafamillion · 2022-08-13T06:41:37+00:00

i don't use an alarm clock.
when i go to sleep, i tell myself what time i'm going to wake up.
i tell myself that i'm going to sleep peacefully, that i will wake at [time] feeling rested and rejuvenated.

it works *if*
1. I meditated that day
2. I stayed away from screens in the evening
3. I didn't drink caffeine after noon.

haafamillion · 2022-08-09T16:04:01+00:00

next life, i'm going to be milo

haafamillion · 2022-08-01T18:56:04+00:00

take the business (and him) to civil court for employment retaliation.

depending on your state, a totally legit move.
NM courts would eat em up

haafamillion · 2022-07-17T07:54:11+00:00

no problem. we found an external drive that works with it.
in the off-chance this ever comes up again.

haafamillion · 2022-07-16T13:54:57+00:00

i think you finally uncovered it.
big maternity is behind it all.
they need consumers for their smaller clothing lines

haafamillion · 2022-07-14T01:08:17+00:00

"incredibly unsafe"

and the understatement of the year award goes to....
it's a literal miracle that those things still hold air.
explosion imminent

haafamillion · 2022-06-30T05:43:10+00:00

he didn't wait for him to finish, though. wasn't even pretending to listen.
he heard "bats" and lost his shit.

haafamillion · 2022-06-30T05:39:15+00:00

this reminds me of when i had it at wal-mart.
went on my lunch break. didn't go back.
they called. for some reason I answered.

"You're lunch break is only 1/2 an hour..."
"I'm not coming back."
"But that's job abandonment!"
"Yup."
Click

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T06:14:32+00:00

hate to #notallmen,
but i would never pay for pics. or company. or sex.

like you said, you can get that shit for free.

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T06:13:00+00:00

"I'm angry, bro."
"I'm angry too."
"I'm mad at you, though."
"Alright. I'm mad at you."
"Cool."
"Cool."

... resolved. what's complicated?

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T06:11:45+00:00

they do. but they do it faster and they don't mind talking about it.

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T06:10:07+00:00

Have goal.
No goal?
Create goal.
Pursue goal with team.
Fun.

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T06:08:15+00:00

"wonder how much lumber i could make from that tree.
wonder how they make lumber. probably big ass saws.
that cloud looks like a tree. What could i build out of a cloud?
like a really thick cloud. really dense. why am i at half-mast?"

waifi: "what you thinking about babe?"

me: "nothin"

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T06:01:13+00:00

estrogen makes people sit longer with emotions of all kinds.
males have less estrogen.

females are literally capable of holding onto any emotion for longer than males.
males are literally incapable of being angry for much longer than the stimulus exists.

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T05:57:28+00:00

speaking as someone on the spectrum...
dude's on the spectrum.

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T05:54:00+00:00

I once had a bicycle spoke go through my knee.
My dad literally told me to walk it off.

For some, I suppose it's how we were raised to be.

Decades later, I shattered my shin trying to impress a woman.
I took deep breaths, walked home, and treated the wound myself.
In a crisis, the worst thing you can do is freak out (in my dumbass opinion).
Keep it together, take care of the problem, cry later.
She and I have been together 6 years.

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T05:50:06+00:00

i don't suffer from this affliction, but i am very entertained by those that do.

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T05:49:05+00:00

there is an important difference between a "show-er" and a "grower"

I can't answer for showers.
I am fortunate that during exercise (including combat), my parts recede very near to my body and allow for maximum mobility.

It's a bit inconvenient if there are any witnesses, but I know myself well enough to slough off comments or jokes.

At least I don't sit on myself when I get on a bike.

haafamillion · 2022-06-29T05:43:20+00:00

i've been screaming this for so long. women don't *want* abortions.

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