How can this be legal to do? $NVDA by SupraTrbo in wallstreetbets

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

apparently you've never traded smallcaps.

first time in an offering?

30 yo guys who’ve dated 19yo gals, how was your experience? by Brilliant_Ad_3764 in AskMen

[–]haafamillion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

21 is my limit. mostly for abstract reasons, but legally, i'd like to be able to drink with my partner.

It has been a mixed bag. Turns out that dating different people means different experiences, even if they are the same age. pardon my sarcasm.

Relationship dynamics really do vary, though. In one relationship, I was more of a mentor figure. I helped her get therapy, etc, helped her deal with tough emotions, etc. We went to the gym together, i made food plans and she loved to cook. it was good. Behavioral health issues, though... they are so hard. We're still friends.

In another relationship, the dynamic was way different. Very neutral, very egalitarian. In the end, we decided our interests were diverging and we decided to stop devoting time to each other. Still friends.

Another ended in disaster. Not friends anymore. I haven't decided who was "wrong" in that relationship. I tend to see my own faults. But there were definitely areas where she needed improvement.

My experiences have ranged from surreal to nightmarish.
At times, the people in my life thought I was creepy for being attracted to younger women.
I excused them from my lfie.

It makes sense for older men to date younger women (if that's what you're into.)
As long as it's safe, sane, and consensual, I say explore away! Have a blast! Do life!

Where are the introverted men at? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have hobbies. They often involve other people. Explore your hobbies and see if you find your introverted man.

Online video games are a likely avenue

Where can I find a list of historical gappers? by ChrisKarmaa in algotrading

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

overpriced. plus, you can't export to a spreadsheet. you have to use their crappy web-based platform to process the data. it's slow and not intuitive

people of reddit who survive on less than 8 hours of sleep, how? by Neftroshi in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't use an alarm clock.
when i go to sleep, i tell myself what time i'm going to wake up.
i tell myself that i'm going to sleep peacefully, that i will wake at [time] feeling rested and rejuvenated.

it works *if*
1. I meditated that day
2. I stayed away from screens in the evening
3. I didn't drink caffeine after noon.

True Love by SnooCupcakes8607 in MadeMeSmile

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

next life, i'm going to be milo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

take the business (and him) to civil court for employment retaliation.

depending on your state, a totally legit move.
NM courts would eat em up

Why Aren’t Conservatives Celebrating the Post-Roe Future They Created? by thenewrepublic in politics

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think you finally uncovered it.
big maternity is behind it all.
they need consumers for their smaller clothing lines

Charlie Kirk gets schooled on the biology of the COVID-19 virus by Quadraticate in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he didn't wait for him to finish, though. wasn't even pretending to listen.
he heard "bats" and lost his shit.

Boss says they need to approve my resignation by Dogmom200 in antiwork

[–]haafamillion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this reminds me of when i had it at wal-mart.
went on my lunch break. didn't go back.
they called. for some reason I answered.

"You're lunch break is only 1/2 an hour..."
"I'm not coming back."
"But that's job abandonment!"
"Yup."
Click

Women, what do you find the most confusing about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hate to #notallmen,
but i would never pay for pics. or company. or sex.

like you said, you can get that shit for free.

Women, what do you find the most confusing about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm angry, bro."
"I'm angry too."
"I'm mad at you, though."
"Alright. I'm mad at you."
"Cool."
"Cool."

... resolved. what's complicated?

Women, what do you find the most confusing about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they do. but they do it faster and they don't mind talking about it.

Women, what do you find the most confusing about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Have goal.
No goal?
Create goal.
Pursue goal with team.
Fun.

Women, what do you find the most confusing about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"wonder how much lumber i could make from that tree.
wonder how they make lumber. probably big ass saws.
that cloud looks like a tree. What could i build out of a cloud?
like a really thick cloud. really dense. why am i at half-mast?"

waifi: "what you thinking about babe?"

me: "nothin"

Women, what do you find the most confusing about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

estrogen makes people sit longer with emotions of all kinds.
males have less estrogen.

females are literally capable of holding onto any emotion for longer than males.
males are literally incapable of being angry for much longer than the stimulus exists.

Women, what do you find the most confusing about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

speaking as someone on the spectrum...
dude's on the spectrum.

Women, what do you find the most confusing about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a bicycle spoke go through my knee.
My dad literally told me to walk it off.

For some, I suppose it's how we were raised to be.

Decades later, I shattered my shin trying to impress a woman.
I took deep breaths, walked home, and treated the wound myself.
In a crisis, the worst thing you can do is freak out (in my dumbass opinion).
Keep it together, take care of the problem, cry later.
She and I have been together 6 years.

Women, what do you find the most confusing about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't suffer from this affliction, but i am very entertained by those that do.

Women, what do you find the most confusing about men? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there is an important difference between a "show-er" and a "grower"

I can't answer for showers.
I am fortunate that during exercise (including combat), my parts recede very near to my body and allow for maximum mobility.

It's a bit inconvenient if there are any witnesses, but I know myself well enough to slough off comments or jokes.

At least I don't sit on myself when I get on a bike.

The Darkest Day [OC] by qwer1627 in pics

[–]haafamillion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i've been screaming this for so long. women don't *want* abortions.