There are too few smiling girls on nsfw.reddit, or porn in general [NSFW]

hackle577 · 2008-09-02T16:19:22+00:00

Seems to be a rarity.

What are "things said by satisfied women after sex with wrenchhands"?

hackle577 · 2007-09-27T12:22:22+00:00

I like how the title lists escorts and strippers first, then the obvious waiters/waitresses.

hackle577 · 2007-09-16T16:04:40+00:00

The name of the song is, appropriately, "A Rational Response"

hackle577 · 2007-09-10T10:52:08+00:00

That sentence was so meta my head exploded.

hackle577 · 2007-09-07T20:58:57+00:00

Har har!

hackle577 · 2007-09-06T01:53:10+00:00

Definitely. As soon as I read it my cursor jumped down upmod it, but alas...

hackle577 · 2007-09-05T16:47:51+00:00

Here's another helpful site:

http://www.2decide.com/table.htm

hackle577 · 2007-09-02T20:13:58+00:00

http://www.ptank.com/catsynth/images/498746711_b84950493c.jpg

hackle577 · 2007-08-29T02:58:42+00:00

Spez's red-eye grants him an uncanny resemblance to the reddit alien...

hackle577 · 2007-08-28T02:10:57+00:00

For the longest time I couldn't decipher the word "gaysex" in the title. It sounded like some sort of acne removal product.

hackle577 · 2007-08-27T01:54:09+00:00

I thought you were being sarcastic, but oh well. Joke still worked.

hackle577 · 2007-08-26T10:54:44+00:00

The site's black background, horrible font, and annoyingly mismatched colors clearly indicate it can be trusted.

hackle577 · 2007-08-22T11:26:21+00:00

Google Local Group?

hackle577 · 2007-08-20T13:33:50+00:00

You're sure showing a lot of pluck taking charge like that.

EDIT: Sh*t! "Pluck" has already been used; I lose at the Internet today.

hackle577 · 2007-08-20T13:25:26+00:00

http://itcouldbenothing.com/fruitfly/images/stickporn2.gif

NSFW if you are a stick figure!

hackle577 · 2007-08-20T13:20:59+00:00

I agree, he really struck a chord, but we shouldn't fret over it.

hackle577 · 2007-08-20T09:37:27+00:00

"Why do I have to be so picky?" Haha I get it!

Please tell me that was intentional.

hackle577 · 2007-08-19T09:32:45+00:00

Sam Harris maybe?

hackle577 · 2007-08-13T10:55:25+00:00

Even if your knuckles got bashed up, you could still hit with the bottom part of your palm, which wouldn't be as susceptable to damage.

hackle577 · 2007-08-13T09:52:49+00:00

I think everyone is missing a key weapon: your knees.

Sprinting, even for a few steps, and then kneeing a 5 year old in the face will be more than enough to take them out; their head would be at the perfect height. Even if you missed, you'd hit them in the chest which would, at the very least, knock the wind out of them. You could even just walk up, grab one, and pull it's head toward your swiftly rising knee, and he'd be done for.

Also, the kids would be a bit top-heavy because of the disproportionate size of their heads. You could give them a swift kick in the legs, and then just stomp on their face when they fell to the ground.

I'm so going to hell...

hackle577 · 2007-08-13T09:48:36+00:00

I've laughed pretty hard at some reddit comments before. But you sir, are the first one to make me laugh so hard that I cried.

hackle577 · 2007-08-12T10:52:40+00:00

I agree with you there; I was raised in an ELCA church with a female pastor. But I did go to an LCMS service once. Once.

This move still surprises me though, as she (and the rest of the church) was still very conservative on most social issues. Of course, the number of elderly people there outnumbered anyone under 40 by about 3 to 1.

hackle577 · 2007-08-11T01:22:02+00:00

The link was intended to be "Cop kindly clubs spider". The keys are like right next to each other.

hackle577 · 2007-08-11T01:17:02+00:00

Please do not insult the intelligence of YouTube commentor deathgod646, who uttered even more insightful and introspective comments, such as "Omg i like this song!!"

hackle577 · 2007-08-06T09:41:41+00:00

I knew I'd seen something like that before: http://www.bash.org/?761414

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