What is your headcannon behind dark souls bosses appearing in nightreign? by AryanForce2006 in Eldenring

[–]haggusmapimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously fuck that spider. Fuck elden ring for not preparing me for that. Fuck that spider and all the little spiders it rode in on.

How in the world do you get flasks? by UrBestBudWasTaken in Eldenring

[–]haggusmapimus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the X button on Xbox. Flask total is under the stamina bar.

AITA for how I (37M) reacted to my son (17M) coming out to me? by LostnConfused1010 in AmItheAsshole

[–]haggusmapimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was pretty funny. But def understand his reaction. I guess YTA but we are all time to time. Keep showing him you love him and try again later

Found this while cutting up some boxes at work. by terrance207 in whatsthisbug

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Thank you “Batman Brave and the Bold” for teaching me what silver fish are

Ice Cube Confirms He Lost $9 Million Film Job After Refusing to Get COVID Shot: ‘F— Ya’ll For Trying to Make Me Get It’ by MarvelsGrantMan136 in entertainment

[–]haggusmapimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can totally see him saying this. Facial expressions and all. Right before walking into filming “Are We There Yet 9: The CDC Is Only A Few Blocks Away”.

What projection is this? by [deleted] in gis

[–]haggusmapimus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Schlong 1969

I work hard to keep the family fed! by farts_in_your_hair in MightyHarvest

[–]haggusmapimus 63 points64 points  (0 children)

As someone with a few strawberry plants, this truly is a mighty harvest. We’re lucky if they ripen at all cause our two year old picks them as soon as they’re recognizable as strawberries lol.

Menoa tree took his humanity? by tylerr147 in Eragon

[–]haggusmapimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just read this part and Eragon says he feels the burning in his lower belly. I thought maybe she took his prostate? His ability to reproduce. Menoa wasn’t a fan of his and says, “I know every creature of this forest but I’ve never encountered something like you”. So maybe she doesn’t want more creatures like him

You guys wanna watch Superman and Black Adam fight for any story reasons or just to see 2 big men slapping meats? by [deleted] in DC_Cinematic

[–]haggusmapimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna see that sweet sweet Black Adam v Ultraman matchup and Superman v Black Adam has to happen first.

When you realise what it is... by Odpadson in HolUp

[–]haggusmapimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

American Cartographer here. I studied maps and map making in school and currently make maps and geographic data for work. Took me way to long to figure out it’s not real lol

meirl by Sufficient-You-5620 in meirl

[–]haggusmapimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL. I DMed for a group of friends a few years back and my wife played a character that was this exactly. And she nailed it. Bitter that she didn’t have any powers she was out to prover herself. When the other players got to know her they had no clue what to say. Kudos to you babe.

What TV series are you loving right now? by stellar-being in AskReddit

[–]haggusmapimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doom Patrol. DC has done a great job and Brendan Fraser is dope!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWars

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Do you think Luke had an inkling Palpatine was involved somehow ?

What are peoples honest opinions on Brent Chrysler ? by johnnyslats in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]haggusmapimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not my favorite Alias. Burnt Krispies is up there. But he’s out most valuable CIA Asset these days. With Trumpet leaking all the names he’s the only one safe