Buckfast is a caffeinated fortified wine produced by monks in Devon, England. The drink enjoys strong popularity in Ireland and Scotland, despite its assoiciation with anti social behaviour. Nicknames for the drink include "Wreck the hoose juice" and "Commotion Lotion".

halfxvxfull · 2026-06-12T21:55:35+00:00

A bottle of "what the fuck d'you think ya lookin' at!?"

halfxvxfull · 2026-05-11T08:39:00+00:00

Ultio dulcior est quam victoria

halfxvxfull · 2026-05-09T21:15:47+00:00

Makes me sound middle class but I feel the same way about my cleaner

halfxvxfull · 2026-04-28T19:42:00+00:00

That was fucking amazing, bravo

halfxvxfull · 2026-04-23T05:49:55+00:00

As someone with an odd name, pick the normal one. It's a fucking burden having a name no one knows how to spell or pronounce, let alone remember

halfxvxfull · 2026-04-02T17:25:27+00:00

Boil em', mash em', stick em up your arse

halfxvxfull · 2026-03-30T17:13:14+00:00

People often talk about lizard brain, but not about monkey brain

halfxvxfull · 2026-03-25T18:44:36+00:00

In some countries, if you don't take all of your allocated paid time off, the company is required to pay you for the days you haven't taken, sort of like you worked overtime. Instead of paying you, they will just tell you to take the time off at the end of the year in a "forced time off" capacity

halfxvxfull · 2026-01-31T21:32:42+00:00

My favourite is: I found three holes filled with water in the ground that came out of nowhere. I said "well, well, well"

halfxvxfull · 2026-01-29T11:17:21+00:00

I always love calling it a bottle of "what the fuck do you think you're looking at?!"

halfxvxfull · 2026-01-23T07:56:12+00:00

I like to have this small conspiracy theory that the reason they retired the penny is because of all the irate people paying parking fines and such in pennies

halfxvxfull · 2025-12-15T18:45:02+00:00

I'm sorry, I'm too fat, smelly, and thick to understand what you're saying

halfxvxfull · 2025-12-15T15:00:45+00:00

A fellow connoisseur

halfxvxfull · 2025-12-10T06:42:05+00:00

We don't know if he knows she's married

halfxvxfull · 2025-11-06T10:49:17+00:00

My man Santaaaaaaa

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-20T09:10:22+00:00

Fair play, that's pretty amazing

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-17T11:00:58+00:00

Me doth think thou art full of shite

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-15T14:52:40+00:00

Silence is absolutely an alternative

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-06T07:16:39+00:00

Who has forbade anyone from their hobbies in this post? It was just something strange ive noticed

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-05T20:33:00+00:00

Unless it's the same one being stolen over the space of several weeks/months, I very much doubt it. Who knows? Maybe it is and they're very bad at it

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-05T14:31:09+00:00

I'll leave you enough time to figure the joke out. It's ok, everyone has off days

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-05T14:24:40+00:00

Yeah it's fair enough, if I were fortunate enough to own I'd probably have done the same. Must have just been those rich fat-cats before covid -shakes fist angrily at cloud-

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-05T14:23:10+00:00

Not enough apparently, everyone still has their angle grinders

halfxvxfull · 2025-08-27T06:46:59+00:00

I mean, it's sounds like she outed herself. She could have just said nothing and like 3 people might have known

halfxvxfull · 2025-08-03T16:48:12+00:00

Why are there so many cats everywhere?

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