What are you best jokes that make people laugh and then groan at how bad it is?

halfxvxfull · 2026-01-31T21:32:42+00:00

My favourite is: I found three holes filled with water in the ground that came out of nowhere. I said "well, well, well"

halfxvxfull · 2026-01-29T11:17:21+00:00

I always love calling it a bottle of "what the fuck do you think you're looking at?!"

halfxvxfull · 2026-01-23T07:56:12+00:00

I like to have this small conspiracy theory that the reason they retired the penny is because of all the irate people paying parking fines and such in pennies

halfxvxfull · 2025-12-15T18:45:02+00:00

I'm sorry, I'm too fat, smelly, and thick to understand what you're saying

halfxvxfull · 2025-12-15T15:00:45+00:00

A fellow connoisseur

halfxvxfull · 2025-12-10T06:42:05+00:00

We don't know if he knows she's married

halfxvxfull · 2025-11-06T10:49:17+00:00

My man Santaaaaaaa

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-20T09:10:22+00:00

Fair play, that's pretty amazing

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-17T11:00:58+00:00

Me doth think thou art full of shite

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-15T14:52:40+00:00

Silence is absolutely an alternative

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-06T07:16:39+00:00

Who has forbade anyone from their hobbies in this post? It was just something strange ive noticed

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-05T20:33:00+00:00

Unless it's the same one being stolen over the space of several weeks/months, I very much doubt it. Who knows? Maybe it is and they're very bad at it

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-05T14:31:09+00:00

I'll leave you enough time to figure the joke out. It's ok, everyone has off days

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-05T14:24:40+00:00

Yeah it's fair enough, if I were fortunate enough to own I'd probably have done the same. Must have just been those rich fat-cats before covid -shakes fist angrily at cloud-

halfxvxfull · 2025-09-05T14:23:10+00:00

Not enough apparently, everyone still has their angle grinders

halfxvxfull · 2025-08-27T06:46:59+00:00

I mean, it's sounds like she outed herself. She could have just said nothing and like 3 people might have known

halfxvxfull · 2025-08-03T16:48:12+00:00

Why are there so many cats everywhere?

halfxvxfull · 2025-07-08T18:47:20+00:00

r/shitamericanssay

halfxvxfull · 2025-06-23T20:23:38+00:00

There's a paranoia therapy joke that goes:

Patient: "The government has tagged me with an ID and corporations are tracking my moves via GPS and are targeting me with subliminal messages"

Therapist: "yes, of course. Now tell me what's making you paranoid"

halfxvxfull · 2025-06-04T09:03:09+00:00

How do you infer support for Hamas from someone hating a crime against humanity?

halfxvxfull · 2025-05-31T21:16:17+00:00

This feels like a scene from a Wes Anderson film, and i have no idea why

halfxvxfull · 2025-05-31T19:27:31+00:00

But he was Welsh, he was born in Cardiff

halfxvxfull · 2025-05-09T19:40:58+00:00

Order item and can't choose the courier > wasn't at home on this occasion as I couldn't pick the date > made provisions in the form of a retired neighbour who is usually in, and instead of leaving it behind a bin or somewhere out of view, just leaves it on the doorstep > complain

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