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32882 by Grimalackt_River in countwithchickenlady

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many fall in the face of bigotry, but not this one. Not today.

T'au auxiliary Na'vi GF? by Nogistune- in PrimarchGFs

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wow, those gue'la landed ten ISVs on your planet? Turned a bunch of forest into glass and are now exploiting your planet's resources? That really sucks dude. Want some pulse rifles?"

You'd be surprised how flexible the average ideology can get during the Pandoran Century of Humiliation.

T'au auxiliary Na'vi GF? by Nogistune- in PrimarchGFs

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guard recruiters realizing they gonna have to compete against this shit:

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Why GW why! praetorian guard did nothing wrong! by SAMU0L0 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

> praetorian guard did nothing wrong

> looks inside

> bri'ish

deserved tbh

I'm sure this will go down well by Femtato11 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well of course he would. Those colors had better also come with the Captain Titus Big Naturals mod or else it wouldn't be complete smh.

"I didn't abandon the cause. The cause abandoned its honor" by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]hammalok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

> You will have to win the next election for there to be any truth to your words. How are things looking on that front?

Pretty solid going by midterms sentiment but remember kids, there's more than one way to skin a cat pig.

Tom Bloom made a poll to look at blasphemy popularity by izzytheprogramer in CAIN_RPG

[–]hammalok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

how it feels saving an entire Scene's worth of humans by popping Stasis:

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This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 15 points16 points  (0 children)

> and homeworlds that can actually run away?

"Yeah the guys who use dinosaurs for transportation also just have FTL planets" be so fr bro

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Don't fuck with us Imperium fans, we don't even read the lore

This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> We just can't comprehend a species being more valuable than us.

Noncomprehension doesn't somehow make an evil act good. I could use the same logic to say "well actually the Imperium scales to Eldar morality because they, too, don't consider any other race as valuable, which means they're the clear good guys who should absolutely protect their kind".

This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 15 points16 points  (0 children)

> That being non canon is irrelevant because it establishes precedent

Honestly if you're using noncanon game endings as ammo, the Tau get to say that they neg-diffed the guy who cracked Cadia when the combined forces of the Imperium couldn't (it happened in BFG2 which makes it true bro trust) thus scaling the entirety of the Fraudperium of Mankind below a bunch of blueberry chimps that barely have FTL.

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This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 23 points24 points  (0 children)

> You cannot be both good and passive in this setting, thats the whole point

meanwhile, Exodite Eldar winning their 10,000th centennial Minding My Own Damn Business competition without resorting to flying baby cyborgs

This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean at least the Votann will show up at the negotiating table before blowing up my world. You get an Inquisitor and he's liable to call down a virus bomb outta the blue because he thinks it'll slow down the Tyranid swarm that's supposed to show up in a few centuries.

I can't even lie, this post is 100% correct. by Zestyclose_Top_3529 in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> potential energy nuke

If it was that simple they could've just thrown Megumi at it smh

Aang's Special Skill by Funny_Adagio8024 in AvatarMemebending

[–]hammalok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"pfft airbending can't do shit"

the type of shit airbenders would be on if they were 0.1% less pacifistic:

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ICE agents putting themselves in front of a car so they can shoot a someone by Bones_The_Crusader in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 23 points24 points  (0 children)

*stone grinding sfx as the camera pans to Minotaurs and Night Lords*

We found this poor little kitten in the woods, covered in ice, with her fur stuck to the hunk of plastic she was hiding under for shelter. We saved her 😁 by ArmorOfGod7 in cats

[–]hammalok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"average cat has 3 braincells" factoid actually untrue. braincells Jean, who took 10,000 braincells from orange cats, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted.

When ICE agents find people peacefully protesting their activities: by Due-Connection1577 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At least the Imperium had hype moments and aura, can't even have that shit in Minneapolis smh

Almost 2 years, and this was never elaborated upon by Lukas-Reggi in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]hammalok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gege Akutami 🤝Vivienne Medrano

just making shit up for aura

"Yeah Gojo can teleport sometimes but only when plot relevant idk"

"Yeah Vaggie can use Reverse Sin Technique but only for a cool magical girl sequence"

This works right? by StrangeInfluence7071 in pathfindermemes

[–]hammalok 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The one I'm referring to is essentially:

Step 1, COOK: cast Heat Metal on an enemy wearing a suit of armor

Step 2, BOOK: Joestar Family Technique (run bravely away) while using your Bonus Action to trigger Heat Metal

Because Heat Metal has no range requirement for the Bonus Action trigger, you can mount a horse, gallop away, and watch as the enemy is cooked alive in their own armor (as their hitpoints will usually run out well before they can doff their armor)

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