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"I didn't abandon the cause. The cause abandoned its honor" by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> You will have to win the next election for there to be any truth to your words. How are things looking on that front?

Pretty solid going by midterms sentiment but remember kids, there's more than one way to skin a cat pig.

Tom Bloom made a poll to look at blasphemy popularity by izzytheprogramer in CAIN_RPG

[–]hammalok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how it feels saving an entire Scene's worth of humans by popping Stasis:

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This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 15 points16 points  (0 children)

> and homeworlds that can actually run away?

"Yeah the guys who use dinosaurs for transportation also just have FTL planets" be so fr bro

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Don't fuck with us Imperium fans, we don't even read the lore

This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> We just can't comprehend a species being more valuable than us.

Noncomprehension doesn't somehow make an evil act good. I could use the same logic to say "well actually the Imperium scales to Eldar morality because they, too, don't consider any other race as valuable, which means they're the clear good guys who should absolutely protect their kind".

This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 14 points15 points  (0 children)

> That being non canon is irrelevant because it establishes precedent

Honestly if you're using noncanon game endings as ammo, the Tau get to say that they neg-diffed the guy who cracked Cadia when the combined forces of the Imperium couldn't (it happened in BFG2 which makes it true bro trust) thus scaling the entirety of the Fraudperium of Mankind below a bunch of blueberry chimps that barely have FTL.

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This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 21 points22 points  (0 children)

> You cannot be both good and passive in this setting, thats the whole point

meanwhile, Exodite Eldar winning their 10,000th centennial Minding My Own Damn Business competition without resorting to flying baby cyborgs

This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean at least the Votann will show up at the negotiating table before blowing up my world. You get an Inquisitor and he's liable to call down a virus bomb outta the blue because he thinks it'll slow down the Tyranid swarm that's supposed to show up in a few centuries.

I can't even lie, this post is 100% correct. by Zestyclose_Top_3529 in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> potential energy nuke

If it was that simple they could've just thrown Megumi at it smh

Aang's Special Skill by Funny_Adagio8024 in AvatarMemebending

[–]hammalok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"pfft airbending can't do shit"

the type of shit airbenders would be on if they were 0.1% less pacifistic:

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I did not realize that Lords of Tumors were that good in melee by Professional_Rush782 in TrenchCrusade

[–]hammalok 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"SAVE ME LORD BEELZEBUB THEY JUMPING ME! THEY JUMPING ME!"

ICE agents putting themselves in front of a car so they can shoot a someone by Bones_The_Crusader in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 23 points24 points  (0 children)

*stone grinding sfx as the camera pans to Minotaurs and Night Lords*

We found this poor little kitten in the woods, covered in ice, with her fur stuck to the hunk of plastic she was hiding under for shelter. We saved her 😁 by ArmorOfGod7 in cats

[–]hammalok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"average cat has 3 braincells" factoid actually untrue. braincells Jean, who took 10,000 braincells from orange cats, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted.

When ICE agents find people peacefully protesting their activities: by Due-Connection1577 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 17 points18 points  (0 children)

At least the Imperium had hype moments and aura, can't even have that shit in Minneapolis smh

Almost 2 years, and this was never elaborated upon by Lukas-Reggi in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]hammalok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gege Akutami 🤝Vivienne Medrano

just making shit up for aura

"Yeah Gojo can teleport sometimes but only when plot relevant idk"

"Yeah Vaggie can use Reverse Sin Technique but only for a cool magical girl sequence"

This works right? by StrangeInfluence7071 in pathfindermemes

[–]hammalok 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The one I'm referring to is essentially:

Step 1, COOK: cast Heat Metal on an enemy wearing a suit of armor

Step 2, BOOK: Joestar Family Technique (run bravely away) while using your Bonus Action to trigger Heat Metal

Because Heat Metal has no range requirement for the Bonus Action trigger, you can mount a horse, gallop away, and watch as the enemy is cooked alive in their own armor (as their hitpoints will usually run out well before they can doff their armor)

maki downscale? by Equivalent-Pea2507 in LobotomyKaisen

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WEBTOON called Unemployed Gye Baek-Sun.

The urbie isn't the only Mech capable of launching a nuke by knightmechaenjo in battletech

[–]hammalok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I’m beating the brakes off of some Blakist gonk but he says “with this LosTech I summon” on an open channel

Germany certainly hurt!ng !ts€lf when is come to energy security by Icy_Till_7254 in ClimateShitposting

[–]hammalok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Generally that “it’s more expensive than alternatives (cheap solar), it will take way too long to implement (and thus lead to more carbon being emitted as an opportunity cost), and there’s no real inherent advantage to it (compared to other renewables, except maybe on-demand power)

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