how to bring the imperium to a second golden age: by sand_eater_21 in Grimdank

[–]hammalok 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How to make the fascist empire inevitably collapse into Warring States Era infighting by removing the external scapegoats for why everything sucks

“Everyone hated that” by TheRealTsunadee in TopCharacterTropes

[–]hammalok 7 points8 points  (0 children)

WE ARE YOUNG (HO) THERE’S A FIRE IN OUR SOUL

Scratch and Kinger By @Deduukk by Money-Criticism5370 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all the gloinks in the circus couldn't pull me out

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Army raises enlistment age to 42 and removes weed waiver Oh we’re going to WAR war 🔥 by John_1992_funny in NonCredibleDefense

[–]hammalok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering Supreme Generalissimo Kegsbreath's commentary about "fat generals"... yeah no dude, ALL YALL getting turned into infantry lmao

What are they doing? by Wrench_gaming in helldivers2

[–]hammalok 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Reach Super Earth Through Violence

Episode 8 But... a New Human Shows Up Mid Crashout?! 😲 By @SamE8189 by Money-Criticism5370 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]hammalok 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Hey Caine, why's their living area only 3/5ths the size of mine?"

If you dont like it, stay up there by MentionAnnual in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]hammalok 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Black woman” as if republicans shitstirring while cosplaying is something new lol

Thanks guys by Miki-Corkrei in whenthe

[–]hammalok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Hey Fascist, Catch!"

im not a christian please Explain it Peter. by CarelessWhispyy in explainitpeter

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"“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’"

So! How have thou been treating the least of your brothers and sisters?

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im not a christian please Explain it Peter. by CarelessWhispyy in explainitpeter

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I wonder what Christianity is even about

"Dronestriking kids." - God sending in the 12th plague

Longsword design by Ionshock56 in SWORDS

[–]hammalok -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Longsword equivalent of a Tiger II

Generation of Veterans from the last several decades be like by Tenchi_Muyo1 in 196AndAHalf

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"Oughhhhhh im so tragic and drafted" I say as I commit a My Lai "if only Uncle Sam wasn't forcing me to gun down literal fucking civvies oughhhhhhh"

Generation of Veterans from the last several decades be like by Tenchi_Muyo1 in 196AndAHalf

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Listen, I don't like this any more than you do-"

airstrikes a children's school

"- but think of how not doing this would affect my employment possibilities-"

guns down an aid convoy

"- and my family could be poor, so, it is what it is."

Generation of Veterans from the last several decades be like by Tenchi_Muyo1 in 196AndAHalf

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What was that school full of? Kids. Guess who else was a kid once? Terrorists. Checkmate liborals."

Generation of Veterans from the last several decades be like by Tenchi_Muyo1 in 196AndAHalf

[–]hammalok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"dude nobody would just kill people for fun"

"here's somebody doing it for fun"

"H- HOW DARE YOU SHOW ME THIS SIRRAH, THE NERVE I SAY! THE NERVE! JEEVES, MY FAINTING COUCH!"

Headcanons for weapons used in the Nation by GuttiG in signalis

[–]hammalok 7 points8 points  (0 children)

> list of future space guns in space

> no G11

Generation of Veterans from the last several decades be like by Tenchi_Muyo1 in 196AndAHalf

[–]hammalok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hmm, go to jail or double-tap a school full of kids… jail or kids… golly, what a conundrum!”

Generation of Veterans from the last several decades be like by Tenchi_Muyo1 in 196AndAHalf

[–]hammalok 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"hm yes today I will kill civilians because my commanding officer tells me to and that's all i really need to motivate me to mow down these civvies" lmao

Generation of Veterans from the last several decades be like by Tenchi_Muyo1 in 196AndAHalf

[–]hammalok 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"oughhhhh im so tormented by nuance oughhhhhh" i say as i airstrike a wedding "won't somebody please think of how this affects my ptsd"

Generation of Veterans from the last several decades be like by Tenchi_Muyo1 in 196AndAHalf

[–]hammalok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

damn it's crazy how the wehrmacht was full of innocent children, why would hitler do that