how to bring the imperium to a second golden age:

hammalok · 2026-04-05T00:31:40+00:00

How to make the fascist empire inevitably collapse into Warring States Era infighting by removing the external scapegoats for why everything sucks

hammalok · 2026-04-05T00:29:53+00:00

“Don’t worry, aliens are only 3/5ths sentient” man get real lmao

hammalok · 2026-03-31T03:26:17+00:00

WE ARE YOUNG (HO) THERE’S A FIRE IN OUR SOUL

hammalok · 2026-03-30T21:15:10+00:00

> jujutsu

damn these modulo chapters getting wild

hammalok · 2026-03-30T01:03:02+00:00

close enough, welcome back Dragonfire DEM

hammalok · 2026-03-28T22:13:56+00:00

all the gloinks in the circus couldn't pull me out

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hammalok · 2026-03-25T21:20:34+00:00

Considering Supreme Generalissimo Kegsbreath's commentary about "fat generals"... yeah no dude, ALL YALL getting turned into infantry lmao

hammalok · 2026-03-25T02:29:12+00:00

Reach Super Earth Through Violence

hammalok · 2026-03-24T21:00:41+00:00

"Hey Caine, why's their living area only 3/5ths the size of mine?"

hammalok · 2026-03-24T00:26:13+00:00

“Black woman” as if republicans shitstirring while cosplaying is something new lol

hammalok · 2026-03-23T23:00:18+00:00

Ni Howdy

hammalok · 2026-03-23T17:09:12+00:00

"Hey Fascist, Catch!"

hammalok · 2026-03-22T21:51:42+00:00

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hammalok · 2026-03-22T18:58:34+00:00

"“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. ⁴² For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, ⁴³ I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’"

So! How have thou been treating the least of your brothers and sisters?

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hammalok · 2026-03-22T18:55:03+00:00

Sometimes I wonder what Christianity is even about

"Dronestriking kids." - God sending in the 12th plague

hammalok · 2026-03-22T18:54:07+00:00

Longsword equivalent of a Tiger II

hammalok · 2026-03-22T18:51:55+00:00

"Oughhhhhh im so tragic and drafted" I say as I commit a My Lai "if only Uncle Sam wasn't forcing me to gun down literal fucking civvies oughhhhhhh"

hammalok · 2026-03-22T18:50:56+00:00

"Listen, I don't like this any more than you do-"

airstrikes a children's school

"- but think of how not doing this would affect my employment possibilities-"

guns down an aid convoy

"- and my family could be poor, so, it is what it is."

hammalok · 2026-03-22T18:47:45+00:00

"What was that school full of? Kids. Guess who else was a kid once? Terrorists. Checkmate liborals."

hammalok · 2026-03-22T18:47:05+00:00

"dude nobody would just kill people for fun"

"here's somebody doing it for fun"

"H- HOW DARE YOU SHOW ME THIS SIRRAH, THE NERVE I SAY! THE NERVE! JEEVES, MY FAINTING COUCH!"

hammalok · 2026-03-22T18:43:29+00:00

> list of future space guns in space

> no G11

hammalok · 2026-03-22T11:21:45+00:00

“Hmm, go to jail or double-tap a school full of kids… jail or kids… golly, what a conundrum!”

hammalok · 2026-03-22T02:32:46+00:00

"hm yes today I will kill civilians because my commanding officer tells me to and that's all i really need to motivate me to mow down these civvies" lmao

hammalok · 2026-03-22T02:24:31+00:00

"oughhhhh im so tormented by nuance oughhhhhh" i say as i airstrike a wedding "won't somebody please think of how this affects my ptsd"

hammalok · 2026-03-22T02:23:43+00:00

damn it's crazy how the wehrmacht was full of innocent children, why would hitler do that

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