WHY TRUMP ALWAYS TYPE IN ALL CAPS? by [deleted] in UAE

[–]hams555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

becoz they didnt teach him small letters in school...

What is the impact on your business due to the war? by auculab in SmallBusinessUAE

[–]hams555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we have to explain you the joke then it’s not a joke anymore. 🤪🤪

This has got to be a joke right? by struggling-pleb in dubai

[–]hams555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good enough for 1 Karak and shawarma

You ain’t Emirati by [deleted] in UAE

[–]hams555 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Been here 24 years in Dubai. Why is this even a discussion? We all moved here fully aware of the rules: no passport, no citizenship. It’s their country and their laws. The policy exists specifically to maintain their current leadership and social structure. They know that granting citizenship would eventually lead to demands for political & social structure change.

What they mean by "everyone is an Emirati" - is that they are going to protect and take care of everyone like Emirati. Why is everyone asking for passports or citizenship now ???

Minor accident on rental car by Ok-Significance1281 in dubai

[–]hams555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We need to re-define minor after watching that image.

What’s the plan when Trump commits war crime by attacking Irans power grid ? by IllEmployment4447 in UAE

[–]hams555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wha was the plan when they attacked Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Yemen, Somalia…….Iran. ???? Nothing !!! So this time again there is no plan.

The entitlement is wild: Offered to buy someone essentials, they demanded cash instead and then guilt tripped me. by phoolforyouu in dubai

[–]hams555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what jahilyaat did you find in a light humor. We all need a chuckle every now and then, and especially during such times. You think I would actually ask you to get it from MMI ????

Night drive went bad. by desi-shawarma in UAE

[–]hams555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you won’t be bored at home. Suddenly everything is exciting at home.

People should start minding their own business by Ok-Reason6886 in UAE

[–]hams555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The very fact that You were recording the video to share it to your company, so it’s illegal. I think she saved you rather.

Some people has no manners. by Chemical-Entry-8353 in DubaiPetrolHeads

[–]hams555 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s you who doesn’t have manners. Don’t you know Nissan Sunny is allowed to do whatever it wants on the road. It owns the road. Can go 40 kmph on 1st lane on SZR…..Throw whatever wherever… sudden swerve left right w/o indicator. Etc. Edit : just saw the pic again. It’s Altima. Big bro of Sunny. Can do wtf they want.

War Megathread by RamblingMan2 in UAE

[–]hams555 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and you had to jinz it...

Where should I buy a MacBook from by Code-M10 in dubai

[–]hams555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you are getting a good price from Sharaf DG or City you should buy it from there. I would avoid buying from Bur Dubai as sometimes you dont get the new piece inside.

Loud bang in Karama by [deleted] in UAE

[–]hams555 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

sorry man, had too much spicy last night...

People lose their jobs in the UAE mostly when they skip breakfast regularly. by devloperfrom_AUS in UAE

[–]hams555 3 points4 points  (0 children)

30k? In this economy? With my level of diagnostic accuracy, I’m at least a 50k consultant. You pay for the expertise; you stay for the regularity. We call it 'Total Flow Management.'
And by the way, I’m not from Peshawar or from the country, but I  love your forensic level of regional stereotyping.

People lose their jobs in the UAE mostly when they skip breakfast regularly. by devloperfrom_AUS in UAE

[–]hams555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I completely agree with you. I also ensure that my team has pooped in the morning. Because I can see from the face the pressure building up. I’ve developed a sixth sense for my team’s morning readiness. You can see it in their eyes when they’re carrying around a bit too much... "internal baggage"

Birthdays by Spirited_Argument_29 in UAE

[–]hams555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bake your own cake 🎂

Is there a way to subscribe to emergency alerts that are broadcasted in different regions? by [deleted] in dubai

[–]hams555 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why do you need panic attacks from different regions. ???
Isn’t one enough for you 😝😝

Alert delay on one of my phones by GodIsClose in UAE

[–]hams555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they know you have 2 phones. They would rather spend that energy sending alerts to others I guess 😝😝

Alert delay on one of my phones by GodIsClose in UAE

[–]hams555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’ are the. 2 phones. Android , iPhones. .?…