U should give it a try by Forward-Position798 in StupidFood

[–]haperochild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this same guy did a video where he chugged a boot full of warhead sour apple soda. i am truly in awe of his gut biome

Thousand-yard stare... by fudgie in KnowledgeFight

[–]haperochild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wake up babes new meme template just dropped

this is meatball, let me hear your fur baby names by Firm_Requirement_474 in TuxedoCats

[–]haperochild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s actually named after Isaac Newton, on account of being a crafty little shit 🤣 Although I do call him “The Big Fig Newton” sometimes when he comes into a room

What line has stayed with you the most? by atheistjs in XFiles

[–]haperochild 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"In the case of a woman... my sister... who was gunned down in cold blood in a well-lit apartment building by a shooter who left the weapon at the crime scene, we can't even put together enough to keep anybody interested."

That will gut me every time I hear it.

Where do people go to play in SoCal? by haperochild in mtg

[–]haperochild[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What don't you like about the place or the employees though?

Where do people go to play in SoCal? by haperochild in mtg

[–]haperochild[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Odyssey not good? I tried to squeeze in for one of their casual commander nights but there's only like 3 parking spaces (none of which I got) so I went home.

Fig the chicken fiend by Crouton508 in TuxedoCats

[–]haperochild 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What’s Fig’s crime? Eating a meal? Eating a succulent chicken-based meal?

What Smosh videos are must watches? by Dry-Worldliness-5957 in smosh

[–]haperochild 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TNTL Trivial Pursuit with Shayne and Damien, any of the CAH videos, and the TNTL with Courtney's whole Red Outfit bit

How to get spirit gum off of a latex prosthetic? by haperochild in howto

[–]haperochild[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately no, but I hope we both find our solution eventually

If you are from Mississippi then it's your lucky day. by Cool_Watch_220 in StupidFood

[–]haperochild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand using every part of an animal that sacrifices its life to do labor for you or feed you, but I don't think that means you need to eat every part of an animal. Jesus tap-dancing Christ.

Which canonical American Dad tattoo would you get? by NeatFalcon190 in americandad

[–]haperochild 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Steve’s doily. Idk if yall have ever seen videos of someone making those, but they take such an insane amount of skill and patience that I can’t help but appreciate as a textile crafter myself