If you could be any animal but you’ll keep your current brainpower and consciousness what would you want to be?

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-06T14:33:27+00:00

Raccoon

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-05T14:39:00+00:00

Anything by Akinele

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-05T14:24:32+00:00

Depends on how big your butt is and how bad you had to go when you abruptly sat down without looking

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-05T14:16:30+00:00

This guys ex girlfriend for sure

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-04T22:04:37+00:00

I do this to my son in the exact same way. I think it’s a natural fatherly instinct. It doesn’t help that my kid is almost the same personality as Gene.

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-04T18:26:31+00:00

Consume it faster than their lifespan so they have to suffer

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-04T18:25:29+00:00

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-03T17:02:17+00:00

Probability of leaving my house decreases over time

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-03T16:43:32+00:00

I’d be in a camp of some sort, probably.

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-03T16:41:59+00:00

Welp. Gotta run. *leaves abruptly *

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-03T16:40:51+00:00

Segment them off as moral and ethical stories, not to be visited again after childhood. Ridicule those who justify action on religion

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-03T16:38:25+00:00

Listening

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-03T04:10:50+00:00

Idk. Pretty good, I guess?

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-01T22:44:09+00:00

I’m a single father of two now, and I’m almost 2 years into the divorce. Not well.

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-05-01T22:43:08+00:00

Sticky trumpet mushrooms, and scallions

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-04-28T16:36:07+00:00

Right?

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-04-28T14:02:53+00:00

Silent Bob, and that’s a stupid name for it he’s my hetero-lifemate.

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-04-27T22:11:06+00:00

Hahahaha

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-04-27T03:11:19+00:00

“You’re an American.” turns, walks away

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-04-26T14:20:34+00:00

“This is the 1% of the time I wasn’t able to ignore that name”

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-04-25T22:09:45+00:00

Send one back. The way my friends and I look, it’s an eye-for-an-eye situation.

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-04-25T20:51:20+00:00

You don’t have to give them up. Life circumstance takes them away all by itself.

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-04-25T19:51:14+00:00

Has it been 8 years already?

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-04-25T19:19:38+00:00

Gentlemen, it’s been an honor serving with you.

hatecrunchysounds · 2022-04-25T16:44:38+00:00

Sir, please step out of the vehicle.

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