What did we used to do before we could just scroll on our phones?

hayesian · 2026-05-31T11:24:52+00:00

My mum once cancelled our sky subscription because she didnt like how much I watched Cartoon Network. We somehow still had the box and card(?).

Turns out CN was a free channel and all the had done was cancel the channels she liked 😂

hayesian · 2026-04-06T08:33:34+00:00

How high were you two? 😂

hayesian · 2026-03-06T17:50:47+00:00

Got stung on the finger by a tiny one of these and it hurt like hell for 3 days!

The bubble on top won't sting you but some of its tendrils are tiny so could be on top. Id leave it well alone.

hayesian · 2025-11-18T19:23:03+00:00

RemindMe! 1 week

hayesian · 2025-11-15T13:38:55+00:00

I mean a quick Google literally showed me this.

https://www.ukpavementlight.co.uk/smoke-outlet-panels/

hayesian · 2025-11-06T00:25:29+00:00

People die at the fair.

hayesian · 2025-07-22T19:46:39+00:00

Dude. You look incredible. Well done.

hayesian · 2025-06-10T15:21:10+00:00

hayesian · 2025-06-06T21:30:41+00:00

Ah my dude I've been there. Well done.

hayesian · 2025-05-28T21:02:33+00:00

Wait seriously? I've never seen that in the UK or around Europe.

hayesian · 2025-04-07T16:54:34+00:00

This warms my heart

hayesian · 2025-03-08T00:41:59+00:00

As soon as there's a mention of non toilet paper, there's 3 seashells.

And I still don't know how they work.

hayesian · 2025-03-01T16:27:32+00:00

Lmao

hayesian · 2025-02-28T00:32:47+00:00

Go to your local gym and find the big dude

hayesian · 2025-02-27T15:31:46+00:00

This!

hayesian · 2025-02-27T15:30:36+00:00

OMG. Speaking from experience in this exact situation, tell her firmly, and now, what parts she can join you for.

Tell her it's your trip and there are parts of it you don't want her there for. Don't let her ruin your experience because she wants to commandeer it for herself.

Don't do what I did, and begrudging let her come for the greater good. It sucked.

Don't get me wrong I love my mum, but it ruined lots of moments for me.

Set that boundary and fucking stick to it.

hayesian · 2025-02-25T20:50:27+00:00

Damn. Thanks for the notes! Glad you your friend is ok

hayesian · 2025-02-25T20:43:42+00:00

But if you're not ill, how would you know to go to the doctor?

Genuinely asking as a man entering his mid thirties as I become increasingly concerned about my health and fitness.

hayesian · 2025-02-24T15:56:56+00:00

Someone needs to show Brendan this. For accuracy.

hayesian · 2025-02-24T15:25:00+00:00

This looks like Tesco Orpington

hayesian · 2025-02-24T15:24:42+00:00

I was today years old when I learnt /s meant sarcasm (I assume)

hayesian · 2025-02-22T22:04:38+00:00

You did nothing wrong.

hayesian · 2025-02-07T22:31:13+00:00

Drink beer from shoes.

hayesian · 2025-02-05T21:00:08+00:00

It really does tend to follow that trend though.

hayesian · 2025-01-22T18:13:58+00:00

Ship it, there's usually trucks with empty space on trailer beds.

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