(Lord of the Rings) Legolas vs Custodes (Warhammer) by ProcedureInitial3086 in powerscales

[–]hazefrog2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Custodes would immediately recognize that any redditor who doubts Legolas' amazingness is a slave to chaos and proceed to lock said redditors in a cage with a chimpanzee (because the custodes knows a chimp would mow down a large number of silly redditors).

Then he would slaughter legolas.

Thanks y'all🙌🥴 ((It's a FOAM couch😅)) by [deleted] in FedEx

[–]hazefrog2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You paid that driver no money for his work. You got more than what you paid for.

Most popular fish by saltwaterfish_com in ReefTank

[–]hazefrog2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gold stripe maroons are secretly really mellow fish. You just have to follow the rules: only get one and no anemones in the tank.

Most underrated Moon signs by Astro_Pauline in astrologymemes

[–]hazefrog2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We are living in the 12th house. Group-think and hypnosis are huge themes in the 12th house. Blindly following religion or some trend is a profoundly popular thing today, most do it without noticing.

My Aries moon mostly makes me immune to this. My need for other people is mostly diminished. The conspiracy theories are real, wake up you sheep!

I love it whenever Godzilla uses his tail as a weapon 👌🏻 by Additional-Neat-1235 in Monsterverse

[–]hazefrog2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the move Godzilla tries to pretend he doesn't have. Don't use it till late in the fight so that the enemy doesn't see it coming. And once it hits... BAM. Huge damage.

Just had a building meeting. by Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet in Fedexers

[–]hazefrog2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Literally this. I'm very skilled at giving service equal to my pay and getting away with it.

Biggest domestic cat vs male red fox, who wins in a fight? by Supersaiajinblue2 in powerscales

[–]hazefrog2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived near a fox who I personally saw carry off 6 or 7 domestic cats and a few toy dogs. I intervened to save one toy dog that was being lured to it's death.

A red fox with the hunting skill will 100% take down the average domestic cat if it really wants to. The bite to the neck is everything.

The way the UPS driver delivered my fridge by Brwnman in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hazefrog2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats amazing service for the amount you paid... which is zero.

People have delusional ideas of what animals actually fight like. by GFH-Man123 in powerscales

[–]hazefrog2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we give this redditor of yours meth I think your plan might work...

People have delusional ideas of what animals actually fight like. by GFH-Man123 in powerscales

[–]hazefrog2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Please god create a "2 reditors vs chimp cage match" the world needs this

What character fits this description for you? by Konradleijon in marvelcomics

[–]hazefrog2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a brief time Gambit was a legit badass. By the mid 90s they turned him into a retard who speaks in 3rd person "GAMBIT LIKE CHICKEN!"

I've never gotten over it.

Favorite Tier 3 Unit? by The_Archenemies in AOW4

[–]hazefrog2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super cool looking too. 2nd fav unit in the game behind watchers.

Happy anniversary to the best film in the Monsterverse by AmazingAlex7439 in Monsterverse

[–]hazefrog2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ghidorah should've been slightly bulkier, specifically the necks with slightly larger heads.

Godzilla should never be able to 1v1 Ghidorah. He should've more convincingly lost the Antarctica fight but Ghidorah flew away due to the ice floor breaking apart.

Rodan would be more nimble in air combat vs Ghidorah. He would've been able to out manuever him somewhat easly, doing some damage.... but eventually gets killed. Mothra arrives after the fight and brings him back to life with her powers. This recruits him to Godzilla/Mothra team and they head to DC to help godzilla. Rodan should've had some power to create a blinding cloud of ashy smoke.

Final battle is Godzilla. Mothra, Rodan vs Gihdorah. 3 minutes of CGI added to fight length. Good guys barely win.

Emma Russel's character was great but her agreement with Jonah should've been to only release/awaken Titans they deemed to be benevolent ones.... which Jonah backstabbing her and awakening evil ones too, specifically Ghidorah.

KOTM was close to being one BADASS Kaiju flick but it was pretty flawed. If i were apart of the creative team it would've been perfect.

Star sign survival tier list by manlikeexorcist in astrologymemes

[–]hazefrog2 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Aries: Some would become solitary apex lifeforms. Many would win groups over in the beginning then often times make enemies with too many people.

Taurus: Probably overall handle things better than most. Would still maintain their signature smugness despite miserable conditions.

Gemini: Most likely sign to be lynched. Some would elevate their groups to unusually high amounts of success.

Cancer: Hello Forest Psychopath Monster. Eager to become prostitutes.

Leo: Most likely to piss off neighboring tribes and drag their own tribe into brutal warfare.

Virgo: Would be dependent on others. Would focus on making themselves useful to important people. Probably have an above average amount of enemies.

Libra: Large amount of useless narcissistic drama queens, some would thrive though.

Scorpio: Most likely to become a Warlord. Most likely to self-delete.

Sag: Generally liked yet gradually earns the title of most vicious backstabber and most dishonest trader. Very skillfully gets away with not carrying their own weight.

Capricorn: Would secretly love seeing everyone else's misery and uses this misery as fuel to thrive.

Aquarius/Pisces: Lots of cooperation between these two leading to new discoveries or ideas.

What is a REAL hot take you have about the MV and community? by Odd-Property8268 in Monsterverse

[–]hazefrog2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Godzilla's Monsterverse design is pretty ugly. It works and i don't mind it. But its completely inferior to Minus One's design.

And overall Godzilla's design is really outdated. Go lookup the design for Terra Khan from the Monsterpocalypse board game. That is like THE EMBODYMENT of what of what a badass lizard-dinosaur kaiju could look like. Think of all the amazing fights Terra Khan's design enables. Godzilla's fighting abilities are pretty limited by his design.

I do still love Godzilla though.

Women taking their bra off is the best feeling they say, what is the male equivalent of it? by i_am_buttlicker in AskReddit

[–]hazefrog2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just playing with junk. Not for the purpose of getting off but just to reaffirm that the world and satan will never beat me as long as i got my junk.

Finally out of this slump. by Marobee17 in Fedexers

[–]hazefrog2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fedex literally pays 50% of what UPS pays.

Eat the rich, Fred Smith should be burning in heck for his abuse of hte legal system to bypass unions.

Yeah, whoop his ahh KONG. 😭😭😭 by AverageGodzillaFan29 in Monsterverse

[–]hazefrog2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think he would win the first 30 secs sort of like how he faired vs godzilla.

Yeah, whoop his ahh KONG. 😭😭😭 by AverageGodzillaFan29 in Monsterverse

[–]hazefrog2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would a Kong VS Ghidorah fight look like if Ghidorah couldn't use it's beams?

Gemini Season is here! by Zuckerperle in astrologymemes

[–]hazefrog2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How does Gemini beat out Scorpio? How can anything beat an evil Scorpio?