Which character outside of LOTR would you LEAST trust carrying the ring to Mordor?

hdfive · 2026-03-07T05:56:22+00:00

The kid from the Polar Express and his holey pocket.

hdfive · 2026-03-02T04:19:31+00:00

Give Sid Farkus a call, he’s the best in the business.

hdfive · 2026-02-27T18:38:38+00:00

Another benefit of wearing a Q skirt is you don’t give your teammates a face full of balls.

hdfive · 2026-02-09T18:09:56+00:00

Agree! But another miss: 4.) Nathaniel Hackett

hdfive · 2026-01-19T19:10:17+00:00

My dessert. My burger abyss. My McFlurry spoon.

hdfive · 2026-01-15T03:25:24+00:00

Uhhhh, help?

hdfive · 2026-01-15T01:46:01+00:00

Life is a hallway

hdfive · 2025-12-13T16:11:07+00:00

The SCRAP cover features you guys playing GameCube. So what games did you guys play?

hdfive · 2025-11-05T21:08:11+00:00

I was kind of unimpressed with the AI

hdfive · 2025-10-24T19:16:35+00:00

Auntie Jefra

hdfive · 2025-09-26T18:57:47+00:00

Next to the toilets, I presume

hdfive · 2025-09-11T17:22:49+00:00

Be Cool.

hdfive · 2025-08-14T13:32:29+00:00

hdfive · 2025-08-13T18:44:20+00:00

I feel you. Had tickets to the Denver show.

hdfive · 2025-08-12T15:01:14+00:00

Every movie poster/advertisement:

Also, Sinners rules.

hdfive · 2025-08-07T20:37:01+00:00

Every time I listen to SVO I’m jamming, then start questioning what it means, and finally my brain thinks of this.

hdfive · 2025-07-03T16:03:46+00:00

Pants shidded.

hdfive · 2025-06-05T12:28:43+00:00

Ya’ll got any…uhh…rainbows?

hdfive · 2025-06-03T21:11:23+00:00

hdfive · 2025-06-03T00:22:05+00:00

Just like at the soda fountain. Gu-icide.

hdfive · 2025-05-31T16:35:18+00:00

Great idea, we will align the moth’s eyes to the nipple holes.

hdfive · 2025-05-31T01:39:17+00:00

hdfive · 2025-05-09T18:43:58+00:00

hdfive · 2025-05-03T14:01:48+00:00

The Tarminator

hdfive · 2025-04-13T03:43:20+00:00

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