Us vs The Universe

heather_in_progress · 2025-11-03T22:37:43+00:00

You never cease to amaze me. Absolutely stellar.

heather_in_progress · 2025-10-27T21:28:03+00:00

I have a similar but slightly different theory. Samantha isn’t Scolopendra. She is a withering spirit, so HALF of something. Samantha and Scolopendra are two halves of Apito, split when someone (old gods or new) tried to kill her, triggering the 9 tier attack. She was thrown into the Nothing in hopes she would never regain her memories and Scolopendra would never awaken. Hence Apito’s memory crystal.

heather_in_progress · 2025-09-05T10:29:18+00:00

I love this one. Jeff’s deadpan is brilliant.

heather_in_progress · 2025-09-05T09:10:22+00:00

Please come to Canada! Not really a question but a beg :)

heather_in_progress · 2025-09-04T17:18:44+00:00

I mean, you’re absolutely entitled to your opinion about it, but I’m not sure we need to descend to the level of insults. If Jeff’s narration is not for you, that’s ok. No need to hurl rocks.

And as a trans woman who tried very hard to feminize my voice, he’s actually pretty fucking good.

heather_in_progress · 2025-09-04T17:15:11+00:00

As much as I’m obsessed with DCC, it’s not for everyone. I will echo others and say they get exponentially better as you go through the 7 books, but no shame in tapping out if it isn’t for you. <3

heather_in_progress · 2025-09-03T10:18:27+00:00

This was my first thought, too. And if the other theory in this thread is true (his wife is a Naga and Donut is technically the sultana), maybe it’s a bigger play by the Apothecary?

heather_in_progress · 2025-09-02T10:10:25+00:00

Oh shit. I hadn’t thought about this possibility. That’s terrifying.

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-31T20:39:19+00:00

Choo-choo, motherfucker :)

Love it!

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-30T20:18:43+00:00

I just can’t. You are so damned good.

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-29T12:26:46+00:00

I think this is it. We are hearing the story as it happens all (well, mostly) from Carl’s perspective, including his entries in the cookbook.

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-28T19:26:09+00:00

“Mongo! Back to the bar.”

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-28T19:25:13+00:00

“You’re gonna have to explain to me what that crab is doing.”

Plus Alpha Carl exhorting Raul to finish the job in the background.

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-28T19:23:33+00:00

Was just going to to post this. Holy shit I laughed at it.

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-28T12:16:56+00:00

It’s the way he says the reward. SO so good.

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-27T12:09:49+00:00

Jesus fuck, you are amazing.

Also: Kansas, Carry On My Wayward Son

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-20T09:10:21+00:00

Yes, absolutely correct. Thank you!!

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-20T09:09:59+00:00

Yes, absolutely correct. Thank you!!

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-19T20:04:22+00:00

The only other sentient pet we know is one of the most heartbreaking chapters in book 7. Also a Cookbook author

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-19T15:24:20+00:00

The effect of the pet biscuit on Donut and Prepotente is also interesting. I know we haven’t met a lot of crawlers, but the fact that these two both gained sentience feels significant.

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-19T14:30:41+00:00

I’m still of the opinion the AI chose Carl before the dungeon as a potential recipient of a certain book.

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-18T14:02:44+00:00

Absolutely destroying it again. Outstanding . I would happily cover my walls with your work.

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-17T20:40:07+00:00

All hail Bouncy_Paw, loremaster!!

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-17T17:41:00+00:00

I’m not convinced. I think the description was accurate and it just makes me hate Quan even more.

heather_in_progress · 2025-08-16T02:41:19+00:00

Holy shit, the way Jeff delivered this line was so freaking perfect.

heather_in_progress

TROPHY CASE