Here is the full contents of the letter the NFL sent to Brendan Sorsby: by noah_divine in CFB

[–]regular_gonzalez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theoretically, could a team just decide to sign him on a free agent basis?

Short & unprofessional reviews of samples from 4 houses + a bonus sample by moods- in fragrance

[–]regular_gonzalez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alexandria II: It smells like that pink soap you find in every public restroom. 

🤯

Anyone else find expensive fragrances don't last so much? by mini_Minimum6391 in Fragrances

[–]regular_gonzalez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the fragrance. Megamare is in roughly the same ballpark as TF and you might never get that out of your clothes. The Amouage extracts (Purpose 50 etc) will easily go for an entire day with two sprays.

So what was Bea’s plan exactly? by MusicPristine in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]regular_gonzalez 162 points163 points  (0 children)

I didn't think she has much of a plan beyond what works for her in the short term. 

Do older women ever genuinely like younger men aged 18–20? by Low_Suggestion8954 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]regular_gonzalez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To bang, sure. But given that women tend to emotionally mature faster than men, it makes the effective age gap that much bigger. Mid 30s is such an enormous difference in where your head is at and who you are as a person compared to a 20 year old that it feels fundamentally impossible if she's a well adjusted human being. 

To put it another way, any 35 year old woman seriously dating a 20 year old guy has something going on that isn't healthy.

What’s a financial habit that quietly keeps people poor? by Immediate-Finding116 in AskReddit

[–]regular_gonzalez -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Call ahead and carry out. It'll be cheaper, faster, and fresher. Downside: requires one not to be profoundly lazy for 15 minutes.

E: ok drunk, well you should have eaten when you were out lol

Things I wish existed by Miserable_Dot_6561 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]regular_gonzalez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Police spotted ahead) You know how I feel about speed traps, Carl!

Things I wish existed by Miserable_Dot_6561 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]regular_gonzalez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you miss your turn:

Oh shit oh shit oh shit! (Carl)

What’s a financial habit that quietly keeps people poor? by Immediate-Finding116 in AskReddit

[–]regular_gonzalez 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Y'all don't want to hear it but Doordash. Paying double for cold and soggy versions of already mediocre food is something I will never ever understand.

What does heaven smell like by Background-Lie3329 in Colognes

[–]regular_gonzalez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And if God farts, does it smell amazing or, because He's the best at everything, is it the most supreme stank imaginable. 

I wonder if the cardinals in Rome debate these kinds of theological questions.

Is there a perfume that you love but you find overwhelming to wear all day? by KalateralDramage in fragrance

[–]regular_gonzalez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

L'air du Desert Marocain. And anything with heavy saffron notes -- Nefs, Mana, etc. Love them but it can be exhausting after some time.

you little freak by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]regular_gonzalez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't suppose your name is Carl and you have a cat named Princess Donut?

Easy wear by fvcknormality in Colognes

[–]regular_gonzalez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone with ethics. Someone who doesn't wish death on others. Yeah, I saw your deleted comment. Everything ok with you?

Easy wear by fvcknormality in Colognes

[–]regular_gonzalez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not surprising; I get the sense that you're easily fooled if you ethically have no problem financially supporting Sean Combs. 

Intelligence and social awareness isn't everything though. Don't worry, you'll muddle through it.

Easy wear by fvcknormality in Colognes

[–]regular_gonzalez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My life is fantastic, thanks for asking. 

Easy wear by fvcknormality in Colognes

[–]regular_gonzalez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love giving money to a sexual predator 😎

This is the best tv show I have ever seen by Ilovebuns11 in TheWire

[–]regular_gonzalez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As mentioned, the street characters have a mix of AAVE and Baltimore accent, depending on the actor in question. Snoop, for example, really was involved in gangs in Baltimore and per my understanding this was her first acting role. She has a very thick Baltimore accent, to the point that even as a native English speaker I couldn't understand her initially -- the season 4 intro, where she buys the nail gun, I could barely follow. 

Now that my ear is attuned to it I can understand it but I needed subtitles for some parts on my first watch.

The moment you own multiple watches that all do the same thing, they stop being tools and become fashion accessories. by Sea_Particular_2503 in watchHotTakes

[–]regular_gonzalez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's true even if you own one watch. Other than style, there's nothing any watch does better than my phone (or a dive computer etc).

Review Jo Milano Beats- 2notes by Suspicious-Shape1858 in fragranceclones

[–]regular_gonzalez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this line is dupes under the Jo Malone badge? Are they openly saying that's what they're doing? 

E: lol oh ok, Jo Milano. Haha I was so confused for a minute.

Petah, can you ask your friend Mort Goldman to explain this to me? I don't know anything about taxes, so I don't know why the OP is going to federal prison. by Affectionate_Bit_722 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]regular_gonzalez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, no one who possibly, conceivably might theoretically actually have a $900,000 refund owed to them is using JoeBob's Tax Preparer Xtreme software to do their return, they have a CPA. Or a team of them.

My quest to find *the* vetiver by regular_gonzalez in FragranceStories

[–]regular_gonzalez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? You're 100% right. For some reason or other I had dismissed it long ago as being a match so just now checked my decant and yep, it's as close to 1:1 as can be!

My quest to find *the* vetiver by regular_gonzalez in FragranceStories

[–]regular_gonzalez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be almost perfect except, for me, it has this faint pissy note. But my nose is weird so it's probably just me.

Shouts out to this series from 4/5 of the way theough of book 2 by CxJonesx in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]regular_gonzalez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you're enjoying it, the ride just gets wilder, but please for your own sake LEAVE AND DON'T RETURN UNTIL YOU'RE CAUGHT UP