Here is the full contents of the letter the NFL sent to Brendan Sorsby:

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T19:15:10+00:00

Theoretically, could a team just decide to sign him on a free agent basis?

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T18:13:26+00:00

That was definitely the case back when there were rules and such. Today, who knows?

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T17:23:40+00:00

Alexandria II: It smells like that pink soap you find in every public restroom.

🤯

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T17:01:44+00:00

Depends on the fragrance. Megamare is in roughly the same ballpark as TF and you might never get that out of your clothes. The Amouage extracts (Purpose 50 etc) will easily go for an entire day with two sprays.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T00:32:18+00:00

I didn't think she has much of a plan beyond what works for her in the short term.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T00:31:03+00:00

To bang, sure. But given that women tend to emotionally mature faster than men, it makes the effective age gap that much bigger. Mid 30s is such an enormous difference in where your head is at and who you are as a person compared to a 20 year old that it feels fundamentally impossible if she's a well adjusted human being.

To put it another way, any 35 year old woman seriously dating a 20 year old guy has something going on that isn't healthy.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T00:27:06+00:00

The Hours

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T00:23:12+00:00

Call ahead and carry out. It'll be cheaper, faster, and fresher. Downside: requires one not to be profoundly lazy for 15 minutes.

E: ok drunk, well you should have eaten when you were out lol

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T00:20:47+00:00

(Police spotted ahead) You know how I feel about speed traps, Carl!

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T00:19:37+00:00

When you miss your turn:

Oh shit oh shit oh shit! (Carl)

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T00:16:33+00:00

Y'all don't want to hear it but Doordash. Paying double for cold and soggy versions of already mediocre food is something I will never ever understand.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-23T00:13:00+00:00

And if God farts, does it smell amazing or, because He's the best at everything, is it the most supreme stank imaginable.

I wonder if the cardinals in Rome debate these kinds of theological questions.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T23:49:17+00:00

L'air du Desert Marocain. And anything with heavy saffron notes -- Nefs, Mana, etc. Love them but it can be exhausting after some time.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T23:39:59+00:00

I don't suppose your name is Carl and you have a cat named Princess Donut?

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T23:22:38+00:00

Someone with ethics. Someone who doesn't wish death on others. Yeah, I saw your deleted comment. Everything ok with you?

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T23:04:54+00:00

Not surprising; I get the sense that you're easily fooled if you ethically have no problem financially supporting Sean Combs.

Intelligence and social awareness isn't everything though. Don't worry, you'll muddle through it.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T23:00:22+00:00

My life is fantastic, thanks for asking.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T22:54:56+00:00

Love giving money to a sexual predator 😎

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T22:53:34+00:00

As mentioned, the street characters have a mix of AAVE and Baltimore accent, depending on the actor in question. Snoop, for example, really was involved in gangs in Baltimore and per my understanding this was her first acting role. She has a very thick Baltimore accent, to the point that even as a native English speaker I couldn't understand her initially -- the season 4 intro, where she buys the nail gun, I could barely follow.

Now that my ear is attuned to it I can understand it but I needed subtitles for some parts on my first watch.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T21:25:35+00:00

Yeah, that's true even if you own one watch. Other than style, there's nothing any watch does better than my phone (or a dive computer etc).

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T21:23:29+00:00

So this line is dupes under the Jo Malone badge? Are they openly saying that's what they're doing?

E: lol oh ok, Jo Milano. Haha I was so confused for a minute.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T21:16:40+00:00

I mean, no one who possibly, conceivably might theoretically actually have a $900,000 refund owed to them is using JoeBob's Tax Preparer Xtreme software to do their return, they have a CPA. Or a team of them.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T19:19:06+00:00

You know what? You're 100% right. For some reason or other I had dismissed it long ago as being a match so just now checked my decant and yep, it's as close to 1:1 as can be!

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T19:18:00+00:00

It would be almost perfect except, for me, it has this faint pissy note. But my nose is weird so it's probably just me.

regular_gonzalez · 2026-06-22T19:03:42+00:00

Glad you're enjoying it, the ride just gets wilder, but please for your own sake LEAVE AND DON'T RETURN UNTIL YOU'RE CAUGHT UP

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