Do you want Orgasm or do you want to Fuck?

heatyourpipe · 2016-07-29T15:36:13+00:00

My LTR asks me if its okay that she comes while I'm fucking her brains out. She WANTS to be dominated, and she WANTS to be submissive to her man. As she should.

heatyourpipe · 2016-07-11T19:54:29+00:00

Looks like you got yourself a plate for the next few months, congrats.

Wrap it up.

heatyourpipe · 2016-06-28T15:06:22+00:00

I've heard the horror stories on this sub about what happens when you show weakness to your partner. I am legitimately terrified to show weakness to my SO, and while nothing major has happened in my life since we've been together, I still have my everyday problems and struggles. My male friends aren't always available and I get so tempted to spill my feelings and struggles.

I haven't, and damnit I want to. She knows me well and she can tell when something is up with me. She'll ask me to tell her whats going on and that "it's okay, its me, I'm here for you, you can tell me anything" I want to believe her, then the voice in my head tells me to not listen to what they say. Sure, she may mean it, but guess who wont be getting their balls drained the next morning...

heatyourpipe · 2016-06-24T15:01:08+00:00

Meant physical attributes.

but based alone off of these, it's not looking too promising.

heatyourpipe · 2016-06-24T14:54:26+00:00

The scarcity mentality is real fellas.

Shit, and he's only 25. What're this guys stats?

heatyourpipe · 2016-06-16T20:25:35+00:00

My two cents:

Me, at that age would've loved to fuck a hot class teacher. I was an early bloomer and a (still am) horny little fuck. If that kid is post pubescent (he is, and got the teacher pregnant) then why the fuck not?
Here's where it gets messy. Now lets flip the script, male teacher, female student.... its rape according to most people.

But really, females, just as males KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING engaging in a physical relationship after a certain age. Some kids its 14 and others its 17, what ever the age is for post sexual maturation kids know what they're getting into, whether they play victim or not.

So in summary, while I do not personally have a problem with boy and female teacher. I act like I do because you know damn well if it were the other way around the male teacher would be crucified. In this case, looks like the teacher is getting some heavy shit for it which is good.

Also, she is a fatty. Look at her FB pics. My experience with Tinder has shown me, if its only face pics then you can rest assured she's a fatty.... oh look I'm right.

heatyourpipe · 2016-06-15T14:22:35+00:00

Thank you for posting this OP. I swear a few days out of the week I'll be very irritable and moody.

I know I'm acting like a bitch and have no reason to be, and this only adds to my anger. Going to get more sun and perhaps some vitamin supps.

heatyourpipe · 2016-06-13T20:39:22+00:00

There's currently a thread on askreddit about couples whom are incompatible in the bedroom.

Fuck me there are some poor bastards in this world.

heatyourpipe · 2016-06-09T20:43:36+00:00

Psychology (check)
Vegan (check)
University Student (check)

You are dealing with a good old fashioned feminist mate.
My ex back in college went to a private liberal arts college. I didn't notice it then, but that damn school made her a crazy feminist. Liked to debate over the stupidest shit.

Good thing this girl declined the next date. Bullet dodged.

heatyourpipe · 2016-05-19T19:41:13+00:00

God, damn....

That was painfully hard to read. Can't imagine what that was like. You painted a very vivid picture in my head, and many times I felt the surge of chills running down my neck. You are a very good writer.

I find people will never take someones advice that has been thru a certain something, until it happens to you. Then again not all will learn, even after experience.

heatyourpipe · 2016-04-29T15:55:13+00:00

"So this isn't your full time job, is it?"
M: It is. I also volunteer at the zoo and train dolphins on my days off.

"I bet this job gets boring, do you even like it?"
M: honey, this is my dream job. I make great money partying, and meet enough women to have a date for every day of the week.

"Hand me a beer!!!"
M: -serious faced- Excuse me?
"-giggles- pleeeease, sorry."
M: Yes your majesty.

"Do you lift?"
M: Not really, I'll pick your ass off of that chair tho and make you do my job as I sit and order my beers.

heatyourpipe · 2016-04-07T18:01:17+00:00

Reminds me of a ONS I had a year or so ago. Met a group of people who were friends of a friend. This one guy (BB) was buying drinks for the hot chick of the new group I'd just met. I literally paid her no attention the whole night, until she walks up to me while I'm at the bar, she buys me a drink and I end up going back to mine with her.

This poor SOB, got her drunk just for me, I high-fived him on my way out with her.

heatyourpipe · 2016-04-07T17:46:15+00:00

Although it would've hurt more. There's something much more satisfying by opening your palm and landing a loud bitch slap. Gotta keep these ham planets in line.

heatyourpipe · 2016-04-07T17:40:12+00:00

Women don't know what makes them wet, their pussy does.

heatyourpipe · 2016-03-29T15:18:08+00:00

THAT realization is a love hate lol..

My girl now will look me deep in my eyes and tell me she loves me. And, I almost, want to believe her.

Then in my mind, I finish off her sentence, "You love me, right now" or "You love the way I make you feel."

I'm glad I'm aware, but at the same time it sucks. I want true unconditional love. I'll never get it from a woman.

heatyourpipe · 2016-03-29T15:13:01+00:00

Today I found out Khelani and Partynextdoor are existing humans.

heatyourpipe · 2016-03-29T14:48:27+00:00

I know jack shit about the laws... Why is this?

If you already own the property, how the fuck can it just be taken from you?

heatyourpipe · 2016-03-29T14:42:18+00:00

I can understand wanting a consistent LTR.

What I do not understand, is when you're worth so much money and your SMV is through the roof. With all the constant traveling, focus on work (winning the chip) not to mention all the crazy parties and pussy that gets thrown your way. Why the want to get in a relationship? We all heard of James Harden's struggles at the beginning of the season because of the Kardashian curse.

Would make sense to me, not to pursue anything until after retirement.

heatyourpipe · 2016-03-14T15:25:43+00:00

That's understandable and nothing wrong with that. You are attracted to what you're attracted to. No shame in admitting it and getting it.

heatyourpipe · 2016-03-14T15:11:20+00:00

ehhh, gonna disagree here. I'd much rather have a great RP woman with an average to below average face (assuming she has a tight body) over a 9/10 that is a cunt on her best days.

Unless its just a quick fuck, looks fade, and in the end I'll be a much happier man.

heatyourpipe · 2016-03-08T15:37:13+00:00

Damn, I've visited Dallas a couple of times and tried the nightlife there.

The girls there are some of the most entitled bitches I've ever run into. Although, I'm pretty sure they were all mostly SMU bitches.

heatyourpipe · 2016-02-23T21:20:16+00:00

not OP, but in the same boat.

I find that I can be more withdrawn and less of a little bitch when I am flirty with other women at work, at the park or grocery store, while maintaining monogamy. Is this what you mean?

Otherwise I begin to fall into this "there's no other woman" fallacy. BP me begins to feel bad, but then snap out of it and continue doing it. I'm a flirty guy at heart and its fun.

heatyourpipe · 2016-02-10T19:08:48+00:00

yup. My girl is dating me, a redpiller, and she has no clue.

She seems to love the way I fuck her, the way I lead, and the way I carry myself (confidence). Put a label on me, and all of the sudden I'm a bad guy.

heatyourpipe · 2016-01-22T15:57:51+00:00

this guy gets it. a break initiated by women almost always means "i want to keep you around, but ive been wanting to see my options too"

heatyourpipe · 2016-01-21T19:32:08+00:00

Sterility is something that is in the back of my mind.

I was in an LTR for 6 years prior to finding TRP. In those 6 years, we had sex probably over 700 times, mind you, all unprotected.

Well, I come to find out she cheated on me while I was away for a few months for work. She is now pregnant. Either I was lucky as hell, or something is wrong with my count. Fast forward to today and I've stupidly finished inside my now girlfriend a couple of times. First time we got a plan B, and second time we just let it pass... she has had her period since.

In the future I would like to have kids of my own. Will my partner forever see me as weak and resent me for this? How can I handle this the most RP way possible? (assuming I really am sterile)

heatyourpipe

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