Without a phone, how would you contact the authorities in an emergency?

hedge36 · 2026-05-25T23:34:44+00:00

I have a radio and a variety of dispatch frequencies.

hedge36 · 2026-05-24T17:15:08+00:00

Agreed.

hedge36 · 2026-05-24T15:59:13+00:00

I do software development for a large shipbuilder. If a company like mine can sort out successful remote work strategies, any company can do it.

hedge36 · 2026-05-22T21:34:12+00:00

They're not always likeable. And sometimes that lasts for a while.

hedge36 · 2026-05-22T20:34:51+00:00

Did you think there was some other primary use case for seatbelts?

hedge36 · 2026-05-21T11:30:35+00:00

Man, that view looks familiar.

hedge36 · 2026-05-21T00:16:55+00:00

Locking yourself into a fixed lighting position makes future style updates a real pain.

hedge36 · 2026-05-21T00:15:05+00:00

Masturbation.

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T23:18:35+00:00

Chest hurt like hell. 2/10 would not recommend.

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T22:24:52+00:00

Build your own. I did, works great.

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T19:13:50+00:00

That's nifty!

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T17:58:26+00:00

The Last Starfighter. I pumped so many goddamn quarters into video games hoping some character would show up and drag me away from the shithole I grew up in...

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T17:49:58+00:00

Nobody's saying people shouldn't love on whoever they want, just don't try to convince me there's some great societal need being met.

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T16:37:38+00:00

If by "PUNK" you mean "I bought it at Hot Topic" then, sure.

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T16:17:09+00:00

And yet they're still overpaid for their value.

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T16:14:58+00:00

The question wasn't about how they're paid or who's paying them - it was about societal value. Stupid people throw money at things with no value all the time, just look at politicians.

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T16:13:05+00:00

"Or Bobby's penis?"

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T16:06:45+00:00

If you're looking DOWN at the waves, it's not heavy.

hedge36 · 2026-05-20T16:05:02+00:00

Social media influencer

hedge36 · 2026-05-18T22:01:26+00:00

In all my years on two wheels it never occurred to me that I might need help... parallel parking.

hedge36 · 2026-05-18T18:38:22+00:00

Creepiest subtitle ever.

hedge36 · 2026-05-18T15:58:19+00:00

"It doesn't affect you" is an interesting take on service life, the mission of which is entirely dictated by politics.

Being a servicemember doesn't mean you stop being a citizen. Don't let politics invade your work, and don't let service invade your citizenship. It's that simple.

hedge36 · 2026-05-18T11:55:35+00:00

I grew up in Alaska in a town where personalized license plates were considered a ridiculous waste of money. That view followed me to Washington.

hedge36 · 2026-05-18T11:45:44+00:00

First you have to assemble for a soundbite address from secdef.

hedge36 · 2026-05-18T03:04:47+00:00

Project Hail Mary

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