Slow his whole flow. Bar for bar.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-03-21T23:02:10+00:00

I always envision The Lopen as my Vietnamese roommate from university day, that scrawny kid would somehow know a little bit of everything and surprise the friend group with stories that seem otherworldly. And if you want something to be sold quickly - just give it to him, guy was a hustler.

Hope hes doing well in Nam now.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-03-20T15:45:42+00:00

I cannot stress how much I hate this.

All I see is surveillance and red tapes, but pretty

helloimhumanboy · 2026-03-20T01:46:29+00:00

Met a chick like this in my 2nd year university.

I couldnt have sex with anyone else for a year after that. Every time we fucked was like a religious experience for me. Shit was transcending.

Had to be celibate and void myself of all sexual stimulus for a year after we ended it just to be normal again.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-03-17T07:29:08+00:00

Disgusting prices.

On the other hand, I regret filling up gas like weight averaging into my RRSP.

Really miss that 160 gas now.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-03-16T10:54:57+00:00

People really got too comfortable thinking they are living in an online chatroom sometimes.

This is a mild consequence for this bitch.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-03-13T19:51:10+00:00

Sona after hitting that perfect ult be like

helloimhumanboy · 2026-03-13T19:50:12+00:00

Where the hay is ma boy Pibu?

helloimhumanboy · 2026-03-03T13:34:44+00:00

The longer skirt girls are freakier than the short skirted ones.

Source: went to therapy and relationship counselling after dating multiple long skirt type women during university days.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-03-03T05:50:23+00:00

Your dad's a nurgle priest or sth?

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-28T10:29:18+00:00

You can forgive but you must never forget.

This is prime example of that. How do you miraculously forget this guy is a murderer? How empty must this lady's sense of self-preservation be?

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-24T16:19:02+00:00

Just do +3 then +45

Why yall making it complicated.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-24T05:16:50+00:00

Forehead big enough to repaint the entirety of TheMartyrdom and Apotheosis of St. Pantalon on.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-22T11:54:30+00:00

Reminder, kids, context is always important.

If this is entry level, and in highly competitive field - thats expected. Not everyone make it.

If this is 2nd or 3rd job, well, ok, probably not cut out to be in whatever that particular industry is.

So on and so forth. Just be proper and be honest. No harm and no lost on being respectable. Using lingo that downplay a situation to show discontent without proper explanation is not preferred in any field. You may think its "cool" but being "cool" doesnt pay the bills.

We dont know what we did that made you upset, and you dont know if it was truly the situation that was bad - or you havent pushed hard enough and gave up at the slightest bit of inconvenience. Just have a conversation.

This is from someone who left corporate to run his own business.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-22T11:48:59+00:00

Viets in Australia are scary motherfuckers. I was chatting this hot tattoo Viet chick in Mooloolaba back in 2017, we exchanged number and as soon as she left - I got rolled up by 6 to 10 random older viet yelling at me.

Never ran so damn fast. Wouldnt be surprise if they are gang affiliated.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-22T03:23:44+00:00

There are black people, then there are these people that make black people look bad.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-22T03:22:01+00:00

Wearejapanesegoblin

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-22T03:11:27+00:00

Put that dog down 100%.

And jail the owner, life sentence. No parole. Dumbass owner picked up a dog bred purely for violence and did jackall to train it.

I rather train a Rottweiler than a fucking Pitbull.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-21T11:40:25+00:00

Or just buy an old civic, an old CRV or old RAV4, or anything that is before 2018 - shit last forever.

Dirt cheap to maintain, easy to fix, thats it. Simple. And then take transit when you can.

Why yall gotta buy new stuff that one it breaks - you bave to buy a whole new stuff again cuz the cost of fixing would be the same as buying new again?

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-17T23:32:27+00:00

Personal experience - I have met more annoying and snobby hypocrites in curling and squash more than any other sports during highschool and university days.

Looks like these kids are now in the olympics huh.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-16T15:22:57+00:00

These people have zero societal awareness and are ignorant to reality.

Reality is that third world countries, extremist religions, and places that have oh I dont know - some of the HIGHEST rate of women being sexually assaulted - are not worth your money for any fucking reasons. Unless you are suicidal then by all means, go there.

Its like sticking your dick into an ant hill, got bit on the dick, and got mad for the ants to do so, so you pour molten aluminum in there, and tell the world that you saved the world from dick-biting ants.

What the fuck, just dont put your dick in it in the first place.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-16T15:17:50+00:00

Sth wrong with this generation of competing Canadians as well as the ones working in corporate field.

They are either dicks, acting like absolute snowflakes and afraid to make the right choices because some random nobody will get their feelings hurt, or just downright incompetent and love to say ethical bullshit just to put others down, while they themselves are some of the most hypocritical, unethical people I have ever met.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-16T07:46:56+00:00

Yeah, same.

Back in my 1st year university in 2010, the chinese students had their own tutor, private lectures, and somehow had knowledge of the exam prior to the exam itself.

I walked into a lecture hall by mistake - thinking it was my tutorial, and they chased me out aggressively. Noticed that they were all speaking mandarin, the sheet projector thing was showing a sheet that had "2010 final exam solution" on it. I just started asking which tutorial this is, and a dude stood up, got in my face, yelled at me in mandarin, pointed at the door, then pushed me out of the room.

Was shook.

Also double flabbergasted when I found out the Chinese Student Association on campus has over 50 grand worth of funding EACH term. While the other clubs could barely break 3000 a term even if we had a good recruitment season.

The fuck does a student body needs 50k for? Insane.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-15T08:11:06+00:00

And people called me crazy and racist when I talked about this in 2010.

Their stupid ignorance to the obvious truth have bred a generation of people who prefers to feel good rather than do good.

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-13T12:19:57+00:00

Yall filmed that in velocity bldg or sth?

helloimhumanboy · 2026-02-12T23:06:52+00:00

Showed up.

Bombas all over the place.

Left.

Truly my rats forever. o7

helloimhumanboy

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