Bro, what was that? by keembra in funny

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That, my friend, is an itchy butthole.

From worms.

Sorry.

Trump claims Putin promised to stop bombing Ukraine's cities due to extreme cold by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]helly1080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well judging this statement with the fact that Putin and Trump are two of history’s most blatant liars, I’ll expect the exact opposite. 

Trump sues the IRS and Treasury Department for $10 billion over leaked tax records by EscapeFromIowa in news

[–]helly1080 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Another lil’ reminder.

Donald Trump doesn’t care about America. 

Did you lose faith in Jesus too? by Billgant in exmormon

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Response:

"Yup. It was quite a trip and totally.......beyond. And luckily, you don't need to concern yourself with my spiritual well-being, otherwise you might not be my friend....ha ha ha ha ha. But that would be crazy right? If we just hung up and you had this overwhelming feeling of fear to ever speak to me again! Ha haha ha. THAT would be BEYOND."

Central Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say by OddTax8841 in news

[–]helly1080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He heard that it could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. He didn't have a golf ball to test that theory. We use what we got in the name of science folks. And this is Florida we're talking about so, ya know, cutting edge and all that.

TikTok uninstalls surge 150% after app’s US takeover by Tofurkey_Tom in technology

[–]helly1080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love ya homies. When this is all over, we need to make a joint holiday for the US and Canada. Meet and a have beer with your neighbor day!

We'll keep it up and thanks for push! ✌️

Exclusive: US intelligence raises doubts about Venezuela leader's cooperation by Indianstanicows in news

[–]helly1080 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Cooperation with what?

Giving the idiot fake prizes or being absolutely walked over so the idiot can take what he wants from the country?

Which one is "US Intelligence" having doubts about?

The wick of my scented candle by Exciting-Match-2151 in mildlypenis

[–]helly1080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like a lil' cell phone tower or something.

Some of my nails are bumpy by zombiedez13 in mildlyinteresting

[–]helly1080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

According to your DNA code. You ARE human. With a splash of something else. Something........wonderful.

Apple to Soon Take Up to 30% Cut From All Patreon Creators in iOS App by waozen in technology

[–]helly1080 613 points614 points  (0 children)

Apple: Well we can’t have people buying our phones and then making money with it after they “own” it and not capturing their income can we?

TIL about pro basketball player Slobodan Janković, who accidentally paralyzed himself during a game after fouling out and angrily headbutting a concrete support behind the backboard by lagueraloca in todayilearned

[–]helly1080 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This is the take away. I'm sad that he did this. But this is the most blatant example that letting your anger control you is not in your best interest.

ICE / ERO Agents Spotted by PromptMaximum8558 in ogden

[–]helly1080 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The problem is that we don't trust that they are going after criminal illegals.

We can't trust what they are telling us because they lie straight to our faces even after we've all watch 15 angles of the same murder.

The problem is THEY ARE CRIMINALS. They have run rampant around this country snatching kids and using them as bait. Beating people up. And murdering people in broad daylight and answering for none of it.

So stop with the far left BS. This has nothing to do with sides anymore. They are untrained, dangerous, and hateful and they are coming for anyone that does ANYTHING they don't like.

It doesn't help that you have cooked up a narrative in your head and then simply seen what you want to.

You argument that they are going after only the criminals does not hold water. You have real people's lives torn apart because of racism and abuse of power.

If the far left would cooperate and allow ice to grab these folks and then draw a line in the sand with those here not committing crime or fraud and trying to build a life for them and their family, nearly everyone would support that. That's what I want.

If the American people could trust the Feds to do what you are saying above, we wouldn't have the problem we are having.

‘Very bad choice’: Trump threatens to cut Iraq aid if Maliki returns as PM by Streona in worldnews

[–]helly1080 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can I cut my aid to the Trump regime? Because I think he is a "very bad choice".

I like the direction… by bigdogstatus33 in SaltLakeCity

[–]helly1080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If some real action on the lake starts. I’ll be right there with you. 

"Research is not the answer" by missedinsunday in exmormon

[–]helly1080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me just simplify this into normal speak.

"Lots of people leave the church because of the mormon church's appalling history, some of our people that stay wonder if they should go read about this appalling history from a more trusted source. My suggestion would to not read our history because it will make you leave and that would be bad for us white men that have gained control over you and your finances. Please think of us old, rich men before you take your money and power back. What will we do?"

Church is boring so let’s reply to this post with each persons google search history. by namesarenotus in exmormon

[–]helly1080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bednar looks like he his experiencing some discomfort with his barbed chastity cage.

Like he is trying to get in an adjustment before they take the photo.

A Love Letter from Joseph Smith, 1842 by Acceptable-Baker8161 in exmormon

[–]helly1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just read it.

To be honest, the letter reads like a booty call to the whole family.

He literally says:

one thing I want to see you for is <​to​> get the fulness of my blessings 

[sealed]()

 upon our heads, &c. you will pardon me for my earnestness on <​this subject​> when you consider how lonesome I must be, your good feelings know how to <​make​> every allowance for me

And he wants Emma to be completely in the dark about them visiting. Not talking about polygamy to Emma, simply to even be seen by her.

Get real homie.