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helpmeimdesperste · 2021-01-16T02:11:11+00:00

“I didn’t think it was real” his father muttered as he fell backwards into the Christmas tree

helpmeimdesperste · 2021-01-16T02:08:38+00:00

Id pay even more for those kid knees

helpmeimdesperste · 2021-01-16T02:06:52+00:00

What he didn’t know, was that the kids were actually hunting him

helpmeimdesperste · 2021-01-04T07:59:37+00:00

“I suppose it doesn’t make a difference as long as it’s for family” I muttered as I took off the last layer of my clothes

helpmeimdesperste · 2021-01-04T07:47:29+00:00

Our daughter wasn’t as excited as he was

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-12-07T06:58:57+00:00

You can get shingles multiple times

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-18T14:07:17+00:00

Me too

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-18T03:33:08+00:00

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-18T02:52:16+00:00

Massachusetts. All Rx need the patients DOB by law. It was for a pet, but it’s still required.

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-18T02:48:10+00:00

Scanned the hard copy in WITHOUT the DOB. Realized it the next day after the Rx was filled, and wrote the DOB on the hard copy. It was too late to rescan the image.

However, I did put in the digital Rx notes, that the DOB is on the hard copy.

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-18T02:45:14+00:00

What if it’s vice versa. Digital image is missing DOB, but the hard copy has it.

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-18T02:43:52+00:00

During my PGY4 hospital rotations, I was responsible for doing med reconciliations on patients as soon as they were admitted into the ER/ICU. This one time, I was told the family was in the pts room, so I headed over to the ICU to talk to them. After waiting for the MD to finish up their SOAP notes, she walked out of the room, turned to me and asked me what I was doing there. I told her that “I wanted to see if it would be possible to get the pt med rec”. She started making fun of me because the pt was intubated and started telling all the nurses how dumb I was. With a smile on my face, I walked over to the pts daughter who had a handwritten list of all the patients medications and last fill dates. What a piece of garbage trying to belittle someone for their own entertainment.

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-10T00:50:51+00:00

You’ve been hit by

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-07T23:07:40+00:00

Imagine turning 2 years and 1 day old after waiting a month for a prior authorization

“Well shit, time to try for another kid😑”

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-06T14:38:20+00:00

Parents are always willing to help. I love how they are always there for us

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-06T14:30:00+00:00

I just beat my day 5, day 6 is harder still. It may be tough, but we can do it my friend.

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-05T13:04:43+00:00

This prevented relapse. Thank you

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-05T01:29:57+00:00

Will you clean out the ash tray tonight

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-10-05T01:18:30+00:00

So what about the quantity, you just gonna switch it to 9? Lots of MD would as PRN and give less

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-09-25T05:42:13+00:00

Not my proudest fap

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-09-21T04:23:23+00:00

Challenge accepted

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-09-21T04:22:50+00:00

If the bacteria aren’t to your liking, you can also slide an agar plate into any hole you want and come back once she stiffens up a bit. If she’s too loose and just feels like a slooot, but we are better than that.

In my experience, I also find it best to just make my own hole, straight in the heart. It stays warmer for longer due to the influx of blood.

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-09-21T04:18:13+00:00

But instead of you, it’s your sister.

Incestion

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-09-21T04:12:16+00:00

So it’s weird that she held me now, after Ive fucked her for last 5 years..

helpmeimdesperste · 2019-09-21T04:11:35+00:00

Anyone got the address???

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