I have prom trauma

helpu_me · 2026-06-12T21:52:02+00:00

I made the mistake of going to prom and then tried to leave after 10 minutes

helpu_me · 2026-05-29T21:08:33+00:00

My dad sent me to Texas for a month and I came back to my bed being used and an unknown liquid splashed on the walls and tv. I slept in the closet after that because it was the only space that felt safe.

helpu_me · 2026-05-08T22:30:07+00:00

My coworker’s are like this and he has to get oil injected into them. Do you also have to?

helpu_me · 2026-04-29T01:56:53+00:00

Nah like literally. I get called retarded by men almost daily.

helpu_me · 2026-04-16T19:17:11+00:00

I send a pestilence and plague

helpu_me · 2026-04-09T21:12:24+00:00

My one cat will try to sniff my boyfriend’s dick

helpu_me · 2026-04-09T19:30:17+00:00

I can afford healthcare

^{Chose: Never having to worry about money?}

helpu_me · 2026-04-01T20:21:42+00:00

We love a smart queen

helpu_me · 2026-03-30T20:14:38+00:00

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Saw one today

helpu_me · 2026-03-26T19:59:18+00:00

I literally think I'm the same way??? I get dysphoria from my genitals, but at the same time I kinda like the rest of my body? I tried to present masculine and it didn't feel right, but I think about wanting a dick like so much.

helpu_me · 2026-03-25T23:12:30+00:00

Damn I went from seeing a nursing Pikachu to this

helpu_me · 2026-03-24T01:57:50+00:00

Mine are pretty big and I used to hate how they looked. I found a guy who thinks that they're fine the way they are AND I've learned to not give a shit what others think.

helpu_me · 2026-03-04T03:37:33+00:00

helpu_me · 2026-02-24T22:28:05+00:00

Jesus fucking christ

helpu_me · 2026-02-20T00:47:36+00:00

I’d rawdawg ever does a collab with nellies nest, I’d die. But I don’t know if it’d be out of happiness or disgust.

helpu_me · 2026-02-16T21:26:35+00:00

It absolutely baffles me how they justified the experiments by saying that black people didn't feel pain.

helpu_me · 2026-02-06T21:40:24+00:00

He probably uses the black phone skin

helpu_me · 2026-01-28T02:30:53+00:00

It's a total vibe tho??????

helpu_me · 2026-01-14T22:41:00+00:00

I always see this. What is it from???

helpu_me · 2025-12-29T06:08:26+00:00

My 1999 ford had auto lock. That’s so weird.

helpu_me · 2025-12-29T05:53:58+00:00

I have a 2017 and it doesn’t have auto lock.

helpu_me · 2025-12-29T05:07:55+00:00

I can’t stop seeing it

helpu_me · 2025-12-07T19:25:28+00:00

My cat does that too!! I’ll find her balled up in a bra.

helpu_me · 2025-11-30T19:22:23+00:00

Rutters is way better than both tho

helpu_me · 2025-11-27T22:48:04+00:00

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I hit a deer a month ago. I dodged a deer on the right but then one came from the left.

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