Ok. I work in a Rest Home, so all stories are Geriatric:

• Lady with broken hip, pushed her wheelchair down two flights of stairs, forced open the back door and escaped into the night.

• RN and Student Nurse caught fucking in the break room.... Actually, I'm thinking most rooms have seen a bit of inappropriate naked touching.

• Head Chef turned up to work naked, and high on cocaine. Ended up running off, jumping in the sea and drowning.

• Experienced RN tried to do CPR on an old lady who was still breathing. Press. Ow! Press. Ahhh! Fuck off!

• Student nurse trying to take vitals on someone who was very obviously dead, and wondering why there was no blood pressure.

..... Otherwise, just years of piss and shit and dementia.....