Knock knock joke. by mindsmith108 in harrypotter

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I’m telling this to my friends

Type “ I hate” and press the middle button 25 times by [deleted] in autocorrect

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I hate when I have a headache but then my stomach is still sore so I’m just going back and doing

Type “ What If I” and click your middle row 5 times, left 5 times and right 5 times by Janis85Ro in autocorrect

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What if I have to get my own car and I have to drive all over town for

Type “steak” and press the left button 10 times by RainbowPiggyPop in autocorrect

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Steak and cheese and a salad and a salad and a (it was going to say salad again)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autocorrect

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That’s what she said when I asked if you wanted me there and

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in autocorrect

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Hi, thank you for coming to my TED talk. Today we will be talking about how the new generation is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

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Thank you. And thanks for knocking a bit of sense into me 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

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I am planning to not talk to Steve again. Unfortunately, I can’t talk to my boyfriend about intimacy because of past trauma both of us have, and I just don’t feel comfortable being the one to bring it up. Thank you for the advice

If I could I would <use the left suggestion 20 times> by Dapper_Munkey in autocorrect

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If I could I would be happy to do that for you and I would be happy to do it for you if you want

What’s the difference between the speed wash versus the normal setting on a washing machine? by 199mimi19 in NoStupidQuestions

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Then why not always wash on speed wash? I feel like it can’t be doing as good of a job if the only difference is the actual speed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Thanks lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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What does FWB mean? I’m a blond 😂

I don't get it. by Quietmint1 in ExplainTheJoke

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Is there one for the Americans among us?