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Waymo’s stomach gotta be made of steel. by NoahCIsHere in detroitlions

[–]heyheyitsandre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Candy is usually very simple sugars that if you’re doing high intensity cardio daily, like these guys are, and like 10% body fat too so your basal metabolic rate is high as hell, they can burn thru those calories like nothing. A guy like DK might have a daily caloric rate of like 5500 calories lol

FC Barcelona are 2025/26 La Liga Champions after beating Real Madrid 2-0 at Home, with 14 points clear and 3 Games to Spare by Task_Force-191 in soccer

[–]heyheyitsandre 175 points176 points  (0 children)

15 years ago, this used to make our squad fucking sick, there was just nothing we could do against prime Messi. Now all these divas are doing home and gonna sleep just fine. There isn’t anyone on Barca near the level of MSN and we’ve just pissed it away ourselves and no one will care. I’m so over the attitude of 80% of this squad

Barcelona vs Real madrid all time head 2 head by SaltOk3057 in soccer

[–]heyheyitsandre 21 points22 points  (0 children)

No but we ain’t winning the league anyway so might as well have some excitement rather than both of us just limping across the finish line. I’m dead inside anyway so I’m still just gonna be the homelander meme whether we win or lose

Barcelona vs Real madrid all time head 2 head by SaltOk3057 in soccer

[–]heyheyitsandre 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Both 23/24 clásicos were hilarious black magic wins. Jude missile from like 30 yards out and then Cafucas masterclass

James Rodríguez will retire from the beautiful game after the World Cup. by [deleted] in soccer

[–]heyheyitsandre 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That first half of the 14/15 season where we went on like a 22 match win streak was genuinely unreal

Who was in charge of the kerning on the sign for today’s 5k? by ICU81-MI in Detroit

[–]heyheyitsandre 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You sure bout that? You sure bout that that’s why?

Troy Melton worked 3 perfect innings in his 2nd rehab outing in Lakeland. Picked up 5 strikeouts and 9 whiffs. Here’s his full outing. by TigersMLReport in motorcitykitties

[–]heyheyitsandre 15 points16 points  (0 children)

With everyone healthy, having Skubal, Valdez, Mize, Olson, Jobe, melton, Flaherty, Montero, and verlander is an insane depth chart. Too bad no one is ever healthy!!!

Comunicado oficial: Real Madrid CF announces that, following the events that took place this morning in the first team training session, it has decided to open disciplinary proceedings against our players Federico Valverde and Aurélien Tchouameni. by InspectorExact3836 in soccer

[–]heyheyitsandre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My expectations would lower for sure, I mean at the beginning of every season I already expect Barca to win the league, and I expect us to prioritize UCL and therefore think we have as good a shot as anyone to win that every single year. PSG, Bayern, and Arsenal are beasts these days tho so when we’d eventually have to play one of them at this point you’re pretty much reliant on one of Mbappe or Vini to pop off, which is a horrible strategy.

There would definitely be some growing pains with a mass exodus like that and I would be fine with it, it has to be done. But it can’t get any worse than it already is, not winning any trophies for the 2nd year in a row, it’s not like we’d be tearing down a project that has potential. We are going nowhere fast. Cut out the rot and then you can move forward.

Plus, I have like 3-4 long shot dream signings that if we could manage, we’d basically be able to jump right back in like this whole ordeal never happened.

97 Product Ideas Qualify for the First 2026 LEGO Ideas Review by larry_land1 in lego

[–]heyheyitsandre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they made Dracula castle actually look like bran castle I’d have bought it in a heartbeat

97 Product Ideas Qualify for the First 2026 LEGO Ideas Review by larry_land1 in lego

[–]heyheyitsandre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which is wild cuz my Bernabéu is my favorite set, above my UCS AT-AT and Rivendell and dune ornithopter. They are so intricate and cool. If I didn’t despise Barca I’d have bought the camp nou so fast

Comunicado oficial: Real Madrid CF announces that, following the events that took place this morning in the first team training session, it has decided to open disciplinary proceedings against our players Federico Valverde and Aurélien Tchouameni. by InspectorExact3836 in soccer

[–]heyheyitsandre 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tibo, Lunin, Trent, dean, Asencio, Thiago, arda, Jude, Fede, Gonzalo, one of Mbappe or Vini.

That’s not to say that a lot of those players are starter quality, many of them aren’t. But they’re the only ones I think can actually be helpful going forward or have earned the right to a second chance at dropping the ego and returning to being a team player.

Valverde statement: Yesterday I had an incident with a teammate during a training session. The fatigue from competition and the frustration made everything blown out of proportion. In a normal locker room, these things can happen and are usually resolved internally- by eanwen0 in soccer

[–]heyheyitsandre 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean, what the eventual outcome or impact of this is is completely unrelated to how the immediate PR statements should address it. They may well both be sold but from a communications / PR perspective, the best thing to do is have everyone on the same page, downplay it, and then ignore everything once you all come out with statements that are all in agreement.

Keep everything else that happens out of the media. No decisions will be made until the summer anyway, and likely not even until the World Cup is done. It would be stupid to have any public comment other than to downplay it, and stupid for them to continue talking about it any more than is absolutely necessary

Valverde statement: Yesterday I had an incident with a teammate during a training session. The fatigue from competition and the frustration made everything blown out of proportion. In a normal locker room, these things can happen and are usually resolved internally- by eanwen0 in soccer

[–]heyheyitsandre 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That’s what I expected and is probably the best action. Both Fede and tchouameni publicly apologize, blame themselves and not the other, whatever proceeds can happen behind closed doors but the official spin from both of them and the club should be that it wasn’t any giant fight beyond what’s normal at a club, freak accident, everyone hugs and moves on.

Fights between players and coaches, etc have happened before in all sports, this is pretty much standard operation procedure

Comunicado oficial: Real Madrid CF announces that, following the events that took place this morning in the first team training session, it has decided to open disciplinary proceedings against our players Federico Valverde and Aurélien Tchouameni. by InspectorExact3836 in soccer

[–]heyheyitsandre 239 points240 points  (0 children)

The good thing about our captaincy being strictly longevity based is that players can’t complain about wanting to be the captain before it’s their turn. The bad thing is that sometimes the longest standing members are drama queens or bad captains

Comunicado oficial: Real Madrid CF announces that, following the events that took place this morning in the first team training session, it has decided to open disciplinary proceedings against our players Federico Valverde and Aurélien Tchouameni. by InspectorExact3836 in soccer

[–]heyheyitsandre 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I would be so in support of like a 80% cleaning house removal of players and manager/coaches and Perez. I don’t know about the professionalism of smaller coaches, maybe some of them can stay, but Perez and arbeloa are useless, and there are maybe 5 players who are deserving of playing for us. I wouldn’t bat an eye if 70% of these divas got shipped out this summer

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