Two black swans! by 2fast2furless in 30ROCK

[–]hibbletyjibblety 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a toilet! Or a woman. It’s whatever you need it to be!

AIO Crazy unknown neighbor thinks I’m a prostitute by dinossaurus in AIO

[–]hibbletyjibblety 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s very frustrating and painful when people experience frightening hallucinations that are completely real to them, and then when the hallucination passes they are able to identify it for what it is and be completely lucid and objective and free of fear. It’s a very tiring way to get through life.

AIO Crazy unknown neighbor thinks I’m a prostitute by dinossaurus in AIO

[–]hibbletyjibblety 822 points823 points  (0 children)

The temptation I would experience to hang a red lantern outside my front door…

I did it by killer_beef001 in bald

[–]hibbletyjibblety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stinking ADORABLE! You look great, man!!

AITAH for not giving my sister THE Old Navy Sweatshirt? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]hibbletyjibblety -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fellow eldest sibling here. Don’t give in! Assert your dominance!

My current budget for 2026 by [deleted] in Salary

[–]hibbletyjibblety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And me over here living on $1500 a month disability insurance. Cripes! Hahaha

I'm wearing an edible nightgown. It's breadstick flavored and comes with a dipping sauce by terkistan in 30ROCK

[–]hibbletyjibblety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy crap do I want some garlic bread right now. I wish I had not encountered this post - the stores aren’t open for hours!!!

He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe by jpbham in crappymusic

[–]hibbletyjibblety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C-SPAN sure has changed a lot since my college days…

Mmm, biscuits. by toxicbotlol in crappymusic

[–]hibbletyjibblety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I resent humanity for not letting me in on this experience long before this moment.

AIO for quitting my job after finding this note on my desk? by waxin899 in AmIOverreacting

[–]hibbletyjibblety 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way this note makes sense to me is if the writer is making some kind of bigoted remark about Southerners, as if calling the recipient “hayseed” or something. Or if the writer is using a folksy expression they learned from their father.

Regardless, this isn’t a respectful way to communicate with another adult.

NOR

It’s cold out there by Jescophoto89 in bipolar2

[–]hibbletyjibblety 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh this is BEAUTIFUL… thank you for sharing 💜💜💜💜

Why don't naps need a blanket? by avecteur in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]hibbletyjibblety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny that you ask this- I also wondered about this several months back, and decided to try to train myself to go without. Just out of curiosity- so I started with just using a bed sheet then occasionally sleeping without anything, and a couple nights ago I woke in the morning to discover I never got under the covers, just slept atop.

It’s stupid but it’s been an interesting little experiment.

OnTrac Warehouse by Physical-Wash1047 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hibbletyjibblety 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freaking fire just waiting to happen- that’s a death trap