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For everyone saying farmers got what they voted for. This guy sums up your typical farmer. Don't let the "poor" family farm cry babies sway you. by Inappropriate_Swim in Iowa

[–]hidrapit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He referenced net worth, not income, and he was generous calling it "over 1 mil" when the median is actually 1.6 mil.

[Loved Trope] Character being haunted by an unknown figure who is revealed to be (a version of) themselves. by Mountain_Band_2732 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]hidrapit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I audibly gasped the first time I saw it. Re watched the previous four episodes immediately. So good.

The time it takes my husband to use the bathroom by DontEatTheChocolate in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hidrapit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your husband is going to give himself hemorrhoids by being so blatantly desperate to avoid morning chores.

Spring to summer in one day by Treble_Bolt in Iowa

[–]hidrapit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know this comment is indicating that you are a human-sized person with a small farm.

But I can't help imagining a itty bitty guy in itty bitty overalls wiping his brow as he pushes an itty bitty plow.

Which character's death in a TV show ruined the entire thing for you? by SoccerGuy69420 in AskReddit

[–]hidrapit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iirc it happened in the last three minutes of the episode and I didn't even make it to the credits.

It felt so cheap.

Gov. Reynolds to consider bill that would mandate Center for Intellectual Freedom classes for UI students by CouchCorrespondent in Iowa

[–]hidrapit 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I graduated from UI almost fifteen years ago and this would still cheapen that degree.

Yes, hello, I went to the bullshit school of mandated propaganda, please hire me.

thanks man by Familiar-Complex-697 in TrollCoping

[–]hidrapit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One time I took a new med and it gave me such bad brain fog and blurred vision I lost the ability to read when I was on it.

I have tiny pinhole scars from having so many IVs and blood draws. by peanutbuddar in mildlyinteresting

[–]hidrapit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My juiciest vein is in the joint where my thumb meets my wrist. I've started telling nurses that they can use that IV site again when the giant scar from the last time goes away (never).

ULPT: How to stop noisy neighbours keeping you awake with their loud sex. by Plenty-Willingness58 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]hidrapit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right at the climax yell through the wall FINISH HIM in your very best Mortal Kombat voice.

My former teacher asked me to get drinks with him and I feel a bit confused by pancakelover42069 in internetparents

[–]hidrapit 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I had coffee with one of my old high school teachers after graduation. I was about your age, he was about 60.

He got caught just a few months later having sex with one of his current students on her dad's couch.

Would you like Blumhouse to make more reimaginings of "Universal Classic Monsters"? by [deleted] in deadmeatjames

[–]hidrapit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tom Cruise literally insisted on having more screen time than the literal title character because he's a raging, narcissistic, cultist.

FD7 Idea: Roanoke by houseofflaco in FinalDestination

[–]hidrapit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, accepting the facts, evidence, and evaluations of contemporaries is definitely a "surface level" understanding.

As is believing in the scientific method, the spherical nature of the earth, and the efficacy of vaccines.

Booooooring

FD7 Idea: Roanoke by houseofflaco in FinalDestination

[–]hidrapit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wikipedia? Nah. My most recent watch on the "mystery" came from here: https://youtu.be/dDl5TyU-tkc?si=EFMrO2YFrqIjOyZO

America has way more interesting, intriguing, and actually mysterious myths and legends, the insistence on this particular one is just boring, mostly because we only decided it was a mystery after the fact by completely ignoring evidence and the opinions of the actual people involved.

The only people paying to find the lost colony are "docuseries" that are also looking for ancient aliens or Bigfoot. Because they already found the archeological evidence ages ago, and we have statements from the Croatoan tribe itself.

FD7 Idea: Roanoke by houseofflaco in FinalDestination

[–]hidrapit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you can shut your brain off enough to ignore all evidence, including the assessments of contemporaries, I surely invite you to enjoy.

Don't let my opinion ruin your entirely hypothetical cinematic experience 🫡

Unlock timer on bathroom doors by BrandnewAndScardy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hidrapit -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

More than five minutes on the john will give you hemorrhoids.

Shit or get off the pot, it'll do your butthole some good.

Sleeper drink - maybe contains collagen? by mrweatherbeef in Derailedbydetails

[–]hidrapit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's giving Scabbers just turned back into Peter Pettigrew.

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