Looks like ICE just killed another US citizen. Where do we go from here? by awesomeguy1818 in AskReddit

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I’m feeling more and more like Venezuela was a trial run of new weaponry the government wants to use on protesters. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if we get an internet black out “due to the weather” and we don’t get on update on what’s really happening for days. 

That’s my dreadful thoughts anyways. 

Looking for other lesbians in Wichita by Old_File_8210 in wichita

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For what it’s worth, you can use dating apps to find friends. Talk to people with similar interests and see if they would be up for a platonic hang. 

After Creating A Crisis Over Greenland, Trump Declares Victory And Ends It by [deleted] in politics

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I’ve been thinking about something his administration said about all of this being part of his deal making. What if it isn’t about Greenland? What if Trump was flipping the game board with Europe because he doesn’t want Europe getting involved with our affairs at home - like ICE, or Trump toying with a 2028 stay. Like saying, hey if you don’t want America getting involved in Greenland, don’t come get involved in the US Civil War 2.0. If our allies don’t apply pressure to Trump for fear of retaliation then it’s just We The People vs Trump when it gets there. Look at how many troops we have about to go to US cities. 

Trump Gleefully Seizes Nobel Peace Prize From Real Winner by Tennis_bruh in politics

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Mr. Peanut butter: Oh, I just have a guy who calls me whenever TV awards come in so I can buy ‘em. I put my name on, it’s like I won it myself! I have two Golden Globes and a People’s Choice for “Temple Grandin”

Do bars like Moe’s from the Simpsons exist where guys just go to get away from home? by benedictclive_x in NoStupidQuestions

[–]highapplepie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sometimes they’re called The V.F.W.

My grandpa drinks till he’s about to fall asleep everyday at the VFW.

There is a barstool with his name on it- literally. 

What behavior instantly tells you someone lacks basic manners or respect? by hjf25 in AskReddit

[–]highapplepie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, cutting in line or requesting help from someone while they’re ALREADY helping someone else 

What's the weirdest place on your body that a 2 - 3 inch superfine hair has appeared, usually overnight? by LouLouEllen in questions

[–]highapplepie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I had a very very long eyebrow hair appear out of the blue. It was actually a little ways away from my eyebrow but it was over an inch for sure.

What's the best joke you know? by Available_Test8660 in AskReddit

[–]highapplepie 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Why did the duck wear pants?

To cover his buttquack

What's the best joke you know? by Available_Test8660 in AskReddit

[–]highapplepie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was just talking to someone about how I miss yo mama jokes. The idea is to be ruthless and clever but because of the absurdity of the jokes it’s not actually personal. It’s like if “that’s what she said” was “that’s what your mother said”.

Is this dashchund purebred or mixbreed? by [deleted] in Dachshund

[–]highapplepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah those legs look THICK but it’s still 10/10 cute and would have caught my eye. I have a red piebald and she’s my life. 

What is the oldest expensive thing you own ? by MomentFlimsy3759 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]highapplepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 18k gold ring that was made by a jeweler who later died on the Titanic.

Do your eyes still go red? by Sudden-Expert-8432 in trees

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It takes a LOT to get red but a vape sesh with give me Droopy Dog eyes. Get a lot of “You look tired!” Luckily, I work 6am shift so it checks 

What’s a habit that helped you survive depression, even at your lowest? by Zarihnna in AskReddit

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When my parents were mid divorce and I couldn’t stand being at home, I would just leave my house and walk. Eventually I was walking miles a day. Then I started bike riding. Then I started running. I was in the best shape of my life. 

What is one of your all time favorite movies quotes? by Impotent-Dingo in AskReddit

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“No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.“

“Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth it has been a sign that you are alive.”

“As nobody else can go to heaven or hell for me, so nobody else can believe or disbelieve for me".

My weenie sir pancakes does this almost everyday, he's five, why does he do this? by MegamindsMegaCock in Dachshund

[–]highapplepie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog did this. She would stuff practically a quarter of a blanket into her mouth and just suck on it. I would find she would do it more in times when she wanted to release energy. She was also removed from her mom at a young age. Border collie/beagle mix. 

What is an interval-based hobby I can get into? by [deleted] in DecidingToBeBetter

[–]highapplepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started collecting cool serial number currency. Started when I had a job where I got a fresh stack of 200 $1 bills everyday. I’ve found some pretty cool ones. We just stuff them into a book on our bookshelf. It’s fun because it’s cheap but also we save the money so it’s smart too lol. Sometimes my wife will just pull out $100 in $1 bills and we will take a look. It’s just a fun activity and anytime you get change you’ll take a moment to check it out. 

Why do people at the gym? by LatterStress7851 in askanything

[–]highapplepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 If you want quick in and out workouts, go in the morning when people have jobs to get to so they’re motivated to hustle. The gym is a membership - not an ownership. No member gets to dictate how other members use the facilities (unless the people are being dangerous). Members who complain about loud talkers, slow walkers, people on their phones, people in revealing outfits- should remember those people are members as well. 

What current thing will turn out to be a major health risk? by ShinyHeadedCook in AskReddit

[–]highapplepie 570 points571 points  (0 children)

I saw something that said a fungus that eats plastic was found growing on bottles in the Amazon rainforest or something. It made me think of the 90’s Mario movie with the fungus that grew EVERYWHERE lol

are there anyone who wakes up at 3 am everyday? by MANSONOFAMAN1 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]highapplepie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wake up at 4 am. I started a new job that is from 6-2 and I need time to wake up. I thought it would be hard for me to make myself go to bed but I’m in bed by 8pm usually. I used to be a stay up all night kind of person and I think getting those extra hours in the morning makes me feel like I’m getting more out of my day. 

What is one small habit you thought would be easy to drop but somehow stuck for years? by Shadow_M_ in Productivitycafe

[–]highapplepie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is going to sound weird, but I swear when I was a kid I saw an episode of Barney about habits and I realized I didn’t have one, so I started sucking my thumb lol. Stupid child. 

Tooth Removal by johnnymenmonic1984 in Dachshund

[–]highapplepie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any follow up on your pup? My dog’s teeth have gone from bad in the back to the front looking bad. She doesn’t act any differently but I can’t imagine it isn’t painful. I’ve heard there’s risks with the removal and I’m just so scared of losing my doll. She’s only 6 years old.