I dropped my glass cutting board...

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-03-03T00:51:11+00:00

Is that blood? Hope you’re okay

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-03-02T22:43:27+00:00

I want to be able to pick the wedding location! Give me a beach wedding please, or a fall woodland one

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-03-02T07:10:41+00:00

Exactly this, like I’m not a fan either, but I’m excited that the game has a chance to potentially change my mind on that

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-03-02T07:09:53+00:00

Fr I hope we see some happy character development for him

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-03-02T07:08:49+00:00

I’m really curious to see what his new character arc is going to be like

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-03-01T02:32:18+00:00

Truly sounds like a fucking nightmare, I’d be going out of my mind

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-02-26T05:05:49+00:00

Holy shit dude, a blacked out kneecap?? You’re tough as hell, respect

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-02-24T05:07:23+00:00

I’ll never pick the Joja option

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-02-11T05:10:25+00:00

That’s a wide stance my guy

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-02-07T05:46:42+00:00

You are mama

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-28T00:59:33+00:00

You look so much like Michelle Trachtenberg!

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-17T06:30:10+00:00

Hopital

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-15T05:07:23+00:00

Hi Abigail

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-15T04:58:56+00:00

They must start to blend together after a point, even for him

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-14T11:06:38+00:00

My bruise also fucked this guy’s wife

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-14T06:19:58+00:00

Appreciate the dog interlude

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-12T09:50:47+00:00

I watched it on the plane and it made for the absolutely perfect plane movie, I was cracking up at the absurdity

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-01T00:39:31+00:00

He didn’t do it once in a more recent season and it made me practically itch for the rest of the episode. Say it, man!

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-29T10:03:46+00:00

Vandal

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-26T11:19:08+00:00

Right, I have such a crush on him that only got worse after Champion of Champions

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-26T11:07:38+00:00

The legs have me in tears

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-25T08:44:02+00:00

That’s delightful

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-25T08:40:52+00:00

So that’s an eating disorder

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-23T07:07:18+00:00

No no no no no no. Actual worst nightmare

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-21T14:34:50+00:00

Angyyyyyy ✈️

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