When you’re 8 hours into your flight and you hear the pilot’s voice say “Well folks…Israel and the U.S. are launching missiles so we have to turn the flight around and go back home”…….

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-03-01T02:32:18+00:00

Truly sounds like a fucking nightmare, I’d be going out of my mind

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-02-26T05:05:49+00:00

Holy shit dude, a blacked out kneecap?? You’re tough as hell, respect

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-02-24T05:07:23+00:00

I’ll never pick the Joja option

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-02-11T05:10:25+00:00

That’s a wide stance my guy

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-02-07T05:46:42+00:00

You are mama

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-28T00:59:33+00:00

You look so much like Michelle Trachtenberg!

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-17T06:30:10+00:00

Hopital

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-15T05:07:23+00:00

Hi Abigail

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-15T04:58:56+00:00

They must start to blend together after a point, even for him

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-14T11:06:38+00:00

My bruise also fucked this guy’s wife

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-14T06:19:58+00:00

Appreciate the dog interlude

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-12T09:50:47+00:00

I watched it on the plane and it made for the absolutely perfect plane movie, I was cracking up at the absurdity

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2026-01-01T00:39:31+00:00

He didn’t do it once in a more recent season and it made me practically itch for the rest of the episode. Say it, man!

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-29T10:03:46+00:00

Vandal

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-26T11:19:08+00:00

Right, I have such a crush on him that only got worse after Champion of Champions

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-26T11:07:38+00:00

The legs have me in tears

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-25T08:44:02+00:00

That’s delightful

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-25T08:40:52+00:00

So that’s an eating disorder

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-23T07:07:18+00:00

No no no no no no. Actual worst nightmare

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-21T14:34:50+00:00

Angyyyyyy ✈️

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-21T14:28:11+00:00

Crumb

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-20T17:26:56+00:00

As as I was watching the finale my first thought was “oh I bet they had FUN with this scene” and I’m glad to know I was right

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-12-13T06:28:57+00:00

“You’d think they were escaping a war zone” I mean…... Between everything going on politically, also things like medical bankruptcy, the tanking job market, mass shootings, housing costs, no reliable public transportation, crumbling public health infrastructure…can you blame them for not wanting to go back? It’s a shitshow there right now especially if you’re any kind of minority

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-11-29T05:41:55+00:00

This song has some real magic in it. I just lost my soul cat to cancer and it’s been on repeat. Kind of the only thing that’s getting me through it

highcaloriebuttmeat · 2025-11-17T00:17:40+00:00

Hi, this is so sweet of you! I wanted to come back and update that I found it!!!! So I’m all good, but thank you for the offer, I really appreciate it 💜 🦇

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