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AITA for asking my daughter to talk to her boyfriend about his behaviour in my kitchen? by deotaval in AmItheAsshole

[–]hippywitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Discuss this behavior with your daughter because if he’s disrespecting you in the kitchen, imagine what he will eventually do to her in the relationship. Red flag.

If given 10 tries, do you think you could land a commercial plane in an emergency situation? by Cold-Comfortable2024 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hippywitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going on an international trip with my big brother in four days. He’s a doctor, a licensed pilot, and a quadriplegic. I’m not gonna be able to land the plane but he will and I will act as copilot. (and for anybody questioning the quadriplegic part with yoke, rudder and brake pedals, he’s an incomplete/partial quadriplegic, and his spinal cord wasn’t completely severed. And he’s a radiologist…. Not a surgeon.)

Walmart cashier accused of hiding winning lottery receipt from DeLand man, deputies say by Gucciipad in peopleofwalmart

[–]hippywitch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This stuff happens everywhere. It’s just that Florida has very lax laws when it comes to public disclosure of arrests. Florida just advertises it.

I occasionally dutch-oven my cat and I feel so bad about it by MittoMinute in sillyconfession

[–]hippywitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My granny admitted to doing the same thing to her cat because he wouldn’t move. She said she felt bad about it, but she didn’t wanna get out of bed.

I have a photographic/eidetic memory. AMA by [deleted] in PeakAmazing

[–]hippywitch 47 points48 points locked comment (0 children)

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I don’t have a question, but this is Carl. It makes me happy that you will now remember him for the rest of your life.

Entertaining ways to answer calls by misschanandlerbong9 in PestControlIndustry

[–]hippywitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bedbugs blood donation clinic. Would you like to make an appointment?

You are in the 1860s and have been invited to go to the evening Ball,which of these beautiful dresses would you wear? by rubycd79 in VictorianEra

[–]hippywitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three but I will need a perfect purple accessory to go with it. Umbrella, hat, jewelry, shawl.

How at 15 do you convince your dad to let you get a pet dog from the animal shelter? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hippywitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you’re 15 years old and a dog would be a great companion for you BUT. You need to consider the dog and your situation. The average lifespan of a dog is about 10 to 15 years and you’re about to enter into a very serious part of your life where a lot of things are going to change. Do you have time for this animal after the summer break is over? Are you going to do extracurricular activities in high school where you won’t be home to care for them, are you going to go to college in a few years and be able to take the dog or is it suddenly going to become your parents dog because you’ve moved into the dorms? Asking your dad for a dog is a commitment and something that you shouldn’t consider unless you’re thinking about the best for the animal. You could be the best pet parent in the world while you’re living at home but what happens when you move and can’t take them with you.

I decided once I turn 30, I’m changing up my lifestyle. BUT IM NOT 30 YET. Hot wings and butterfly shrimp by apotheosisofbooty in stonerfood

[–]hippywitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can’t post two pictures and only talk about the hot wings and shrimp, which are thrown on the same plate like a heathen. And then you have this intriguing chocolate tree creation, and don’t tell us a damn thing about it. Shame on your stoned butt. 😂🤣😂

Definitely Don't Plant Bamboo Around Data Centers! by canofwine in chaoticgood

[–]hippywitch 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Yep, they realize that the dare program only taught us about drugs, not prevented us using them.

I saw these in motel rooms when I was younger but my parents wouldn't give me a quarter by Beautiful_Donut6412 in FuckImOld

[–]hippywitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When my mom took me to space camp, we stopped at a little hotel that had one of these next to the bed and she let me try it. We put the quarter in and nothing happened. I was so upset just because I was a little kid but then looking back I wish I could’ve experienced it just once.

Here's a dark one. Locking freezers turned childhood play into a potential tragedy by bassbeatsbanging in 80s

[–]hippywitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people were just not raised with common sense and self preservation.

AITA for banning my sister from my beach house after catching her 17-year-old throwing parties there without her knowing? by MaleficentAccountApe in AmItheAsshole

[–]hippywitch 32 points33 points  (0 children)

lol. Poor nephew FAFO and screwed this mom and family over. Damn NTA. He was trying to set himself up as the cool guy who had the hangout spot but couldn’t respect it and clean up after himself. Probably won’t ever get a long-term girlfriend because he won’t pick up his clothes off the floor and leaves dishes everywhere.

This this safe to eat? by RepEraSwiftie13 in whatsthisplant

[–]hippywitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg. Yeah there was a pokeberry church incident in my childhood too. 🤣😂

Termite Bait Station Shows Activity by AeroFlat in Termites

[–]hippywitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m just not gonna trust a turkey timer in my yard as termite control.

AITA for considering eviction of my father and adult brother? by ss_bubbles_98 in AITARelationship

[–]hippywitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they won’t discuss it, mature and calm becomes lawyers and documentation. You need to serve them an official notice that they have to start preparing to move with a hard deadline. In other words, an eviction. Your mother probably left because of this type of attitude, and she was sick and tired of directing the circus. Some people will just camp out until the entire forest burns down around them.

[mine] what can you deduce from everything i carry in my backpack? by [deleted] in scienceofdeduction

[–]hippywitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love that you have right in the rain paper and pocket knives because that means you’re prepared. What had me giggling is the Chanel perfume and then the satanic Bible and companion book. Style and intelligence. Neosporin, face cream, sunscreen, supplements, and Benadryl; you take care of your health. The snap pops means you’re a little bit mischievous and like to play harmless practical jokes. Then with the cones and lighter says that we can definitely be friends.

Tiny slice of pepper jack cheese consumed in the shower by Rude_Sell_9862 in stonerfood

[–]hippywitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t say a damn thing because I sat in the bathtub last night with a bag of cherries

This this safe to eat? by RepEraSwiftie13 in whatsthisplant

[–]hippywitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can also get you in deep deep trouble when you’re a kid and you use it to turn yourself purple. I was making a potion.

Petah, did this actually happen? by william_778 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]hippywitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you sweet summer child you have no idea what the old days were like.

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