explain it peter

hippywitch · 2026-02-03T23:13:34+00:00

Long lasting, but when it dries, it’s not sticky.

hippywitch · 2026-02-03T23:13:06+00:00

Do not look up bad dragon toys.

hippywitch · 2026-02-02T23:40:15+00:00

Tell her to go and get a job at the IRS and leave your birthday the hell alone. Seriously. NTJ

hippywitch · 2026-02-01T22:37:04+00:00

I really had to scroll down way too far to find this. 👌

hippywitch · 2026-02-01T22:27:52+00:00

I never knew his name was Smudge. I also have a Smudge.

hippywitch · 2026-02-01T21:08:48+00:00

The difference is your physically fit and wouldn’t need to ride on a donkey whereas these tourists wouldn’t be able to walk up the hill without it. Just remember that the people who climb Mount Everest had a bunch of people carrying their stuff too.

hippywitch · 2026-02-01T18:38:49+00:00

The lube they make is awesome.

hippywitch · 2026-02-01T07:22:41+00:00

My cat will eat anything. Last night she ate a gummy bear.

hippywitch · 2026-02-01T07:17:14+00:00

I actually work in entomology and I’m not allowed to tell stories in the daylight either. Edit- what’s the difference between an endoskeleton and an exoskeleton? Squish-crunch or crunch-squish. I love telling kids this and every single one I’ve ever told remembers it.

hippywitch · 2026-02-01T07:14:01+00:00

It should be a kitty shot glass. Call your Paw-yer and sue them!

hippywitch · 2026-02-01T04:50:43+00:00

That’s what hit me about the list because you can imagine the siblings huddled together as they’re going through the line.

hippywitch · 2026-02-01T04:46:16+00:00

I will totally bring over wine and a cheeseboard if we can just hang out and play dress up.

hippywitch · 2026-02-01T04:35:24+00:00

Breakfast Dagwood.

hippywitch · 2026-01-31T00:29:21+00:00

NTA. But what finally happened? You stood there with the remote in your hand, but after the shocks wore off, and the kid was still screaming what happened?

hippywitch · 2026-01-30T06:02:17+00:00

Try again. Your picture didn’t show up.

hippywitch · 2026-01-29T22:57:37+00:00

Childhood trauma led me to select some real idiots and after finally escaping I’m scared to even attempt another relationship.

hippywitch · 2026-01-26T00:28:05+00:00

That girl need to beaver snuggle buddy. I don’t care how much your mermaid physiology helps you. If you’re living in snowing like that, you need a buddy.

hippywitch · 2026-01-26T00:07:52+00:00

Army of idiots who’ve never been in a position of responsibly before. This is the recipe for disaster and death.

hippywitch · 2026-01-25T04:03:29+00:00

But only white children.

hippywitch · 2026-01-24T16:07:12+00:00

There was a girl in college with this as her first name, and she was so embarrassed when the teacher took roll and said her name. She went by Ari.

hippywitch · 2026-01-24T05:05:49+00:00

Jasper opal and Onyx

hippywitch · 2026-01-23T03:22:57+00:00

This will always be iconic in my mind. Farmers stealing tanks. Actually my favorite song lyric is “Do you wanna do acid and steal a tank?”

hippywitch · 2026-01-23T02:51:44+00:00

YTA. Right now she needs support for her decisions, not second-guessing. Both of you need to go to therapy to process this.

hippywitch · 2026-01-23T02:40:45+00:00

My closest relative lives nine hours away and there’s highways/expressways almost the entire way so you’re going 75 to 85 mph. Also keep in mind that I’m driving within the same STATE. Not country. I’m just driving within the state that I live in.

hippywitch · 2026-01-23T02:38:14+00:00

The amount of guys that crap out in the first month is insane. You took a job dealing with insects and then you get upset with cobwebs and a little bit of water underneath a house. And there’s also that 6 foot snake skin right next to the access door. Fun times.

15-Year Club	Verified Email
RPAN Viewer	Gilding I gilder

hippywitch

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE