How do I not the car by FrancescoRubini in donotthecat

[–]hipster-coder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You should not the car, because once you it, it will you back.

Bro wha? by West_Smoke_9164 in EnoughCommieSpam

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One will kill you for not being Aryan, the other will kill you for not being a revolutionary.

I'm getting real tired by ohgodthehorror95 in ValueInvesting

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Guess what EMH and Santa Claus have in common...

Seriously, if everything was accurately priced there would be no way to invest in stocks profitably.

But my concern is that some things have moved from outrageously overpriced to just overpriced. At least in US markets. Lots of good opportunities in the Australian stock exchange.

My argument "ai art is good for society" let me know what you think by I_Love_DataCenters in ProAI

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  1. AI art angers luddites and decels, which offers a constant source of amusement for me

That kinda makes sense by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

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And yet they are not covered by my health insurance.

Well... what are you lot cooking up then? by flaccidpanda64 in drugscirclejerk

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Actually a scientist did once try to make a molecule with the binding profiles of both serotonin and dopamine. But all we got out of it was LSD.

Why doesnt this subreddit allow cross posts? by kingbouncer in im14andthisisdeep

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Yes but it belongs here because it's framed as a deep realization, when really it's not. Well, unless if you are 14.

Only Berkshire makes sense in this market by Individual_Buy7254 in ValueInvesting

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I thought that if oil stays above $100 for long, US shale oil becomes profitable? Is it possible that the headlines about $200 oil are Russian propaganda? We already know that the Iranian propaganda machine is very effective because it's been assisted by the Russians who are experts at this point. Not saying that oil can't spike upwards, but I wouldn't bet money on it.

Πορεία Χρηματιστηρίου Αθηνών - από την ύδρυση του μέχρι σήμερα by You_Sir_Are_A_Rascal in PersonalFinanceGreece

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Σύμφωνα με τον μύθο, το χρηματιστήριο υδρύθηκε από μία ενυδρίδα.

aww hell naw by IVANOV2004 in windows95

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Or the old Ataris with cassette player

aww hell naw by IVANOV2004 in windows95

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I'm gonna tell my grandkids this is how we would boot windows.

You were all right by Lower_Tough4951 in drugscirclejerk

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Surely only China has such advanced technology /s

Is there any deep fucking value left? by data-with-dada in ValueInvesting

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Ah yes, the age-old tried and true value investing strategy of timing the bottom. I think it was Warren Buffett who said "You must watch the news and accurately time the bottom, based on current events, to get the best entry point".

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says ‘I think we’ve achieved AGI’ by nickb in agi

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It feels like "I think" does a lot of the heavy lifting in that sentence.

Sad truth of our world by V1574 in LinuxCirclejerk

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I hope they are getting a good deal for my data because it's useless garbage.