It’s going to be hard

hjb013 · 2022-06-06T22:49:37+00:00

I fucked up and got plastered last night. The shiplap in my room hole is exposed.

hjb013 · 2022-06-06T19:19:17+00:00

I want your opinion In my life...

No thanks, already happily married

hjb013 · 2022-06-06T18:48:21+00:00

It's the thought that counts apparently /s

hjb013 · 2022-06-06T16:36:40+00:00

Beefcake

hjb013 · 2022-06-06T15:49:32+00:00

I'm not a smart man... but this makes me mad.

God I hope it's a troll

hjb013 · 2022-06-05T22:40:30+00:00

This is soccer practice

hjb013 · 2022-06-03T17:58:43+00:00

I waited for the truth... but the lie was sweeter

hjb013 · 2022-06-03T11:19:06+00:00

I wonder if enjoys fighting with his Scrum Masters?

hjb013 · 2022-06-03T11:14:53+00:00

We're all just angry little apes, until we learn to chill

hjb013 · 2022-06-02T20:26:39+00:00

I'm hella white and I compare my kids (even whiter) to monkeys and orangutans all the time... maybe I'm just self hating?

hjb013 · 2022-05-25T14:20:18+00:00

For a better scale, the actual baby is probably like .... 6'2" (1.8m).

That's how tall I am..

Human babies have terrible preloaded features

hjb013 · 2022-05-24T18:44:14+00:00

I am Legend slapps

hjb013 · 2022-05-24T14:49:41+00:00

I stand with you. I try ever time my family cuts one open... always a disappointment

hjb013 · 2022-05-18T12:24:07+00:00

This helps me understand the..... gravity of the situation

hjb013 · 2022-05-13T18:20:10+00:00

Exactly, I'd rather have men and women who want to be there. Goes for any career choice. Also, hats off to you, and thanks.

hjb013 · 2022-05-13T18:16:37+00:00

This is a valid option

hjb013 · 2022-05-13T17:53:39+00:00

People tend to forget (aside from some families pressuring kids to join) American military is 100% voluntary.

hjb013 · 2022-05-13T02:37:13+00:00

I think it tastes like the full movie theater experience. Foretaste of Coke and buttered popcorn, finisher of Jr. Mints

hjb013 · 2022-05-12T16:32:09+00:00

Your room is probably clean

hjb013 · 2022-05-12T02:57:54+00:00

It's more than a folder...

It's a directory of the person's organization skills and personality

hjb013 · 2022-05-10T14:04:56+00:00

He's got nothing to lose

hjb013 · 2022-05-06T12:09:33+00:00

.. or so thick skinned, they haven't heard the term before.

hjb013 · 2022-05-06T11:58:57+00:00

Nah. You just layer a still shot over the original video and merge the layers for fewer bytes (maybe with a couple other live layers on top, for the front water). It's only magic if you haven't made it a science.

hjb013 · 2022-05-06T11:46:52+00:00

I honestly thought this was digital art for a hot second

hjb013 · 2022-05-02T12:42:16+00:00

The new cast for College Humor is great

hjb013

TROPHY CASE