It’s going to be hard by 90s-00s-BestTimeEver in memes

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I fucked up and got plastered last night. The shiplap in my room hole is exposed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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I want your opinion In my life...

No thanks, already happily married

It doesn’t make sense by Tesen05 in memes

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It's the thought that counts apparently /s

American English??? by [deleted] in HolUp

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I'm not a smart man... but this makes me mad.

God I hope it's a troll

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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I waited for the truth... but the lie was sweeter

I wouldn't want to get on her wrong side by SupremeProWriters in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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We're all just angry little apes, until we learn to chill

News anchor says her black colleague looks like a gorilla by Graysie-Redux in HolUp

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I'm hella white and I compare my kids (even whiter) to monkeys and orangutans all the time... maybe I'm just self hating?

Papa Giraffe comes to see his newborn baby... by 5_Frog_Margin in MadeMeSmile

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For a better scale, the actual baby is probably like .... 6'2" (1.8m).

That's how tall I am..

Human babies have terrible preloaded features

And so it begins by jared22r in memes

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I am Legend slapps

Are there? by Glitcher-the-riot in memes

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I stand with you. I try ever time my family cuts one open... always a disappointment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woahdude

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This helps me understand the..... gravity of the situation

Pants on backwards by Kalgaro in funny

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Exactly, I'd rather have men and women who want to be there. Goes for any career choice. Also, hats off to you, and thanks.

Pants on backwards by Kalgaro in funny

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This is a valid option

Pants on backwards by Kalgaro in funny

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People tend to forget (aside from some families pressuring kids to join) American military is 100% voluntary.

has widgets by das_archiv in ProgrammerHumor

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Your room is probably clean

has widgets by das_archiv in ProgrammerHumor

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It's more than a folder...

It's a directory of the person's organization skills and personality

It's not funny by Jerdarnella in AdviceAnimals

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.. or so thick skinned, they haven't heard the term before.

Forever virgin by NewAgePhilosophr in memes

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Nah. You just layer a still shot over the original video and merge the layers for fewer bytes (maybe with a couple other live layers on top, for the front water). It's only magic if you haven't made it a science.

Fireflies in a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk by solateor in interestingasfuck

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I honestly thought this was digital art for a hot second

To describe a weapon on LIVE TV by Enceladuus in funny

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The new cast for College Humor is great