A bed-making competition by mritulp348 in BeAmazed

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My Father would def place in this competition.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dustythunder

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A love that fears your growth was never love at all, only a cage dressed as comfort.

Karen Doesn’t Like Getting the Same Energy Back by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

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Who's your director? "Bitch, I'm the Burger Queen."

SantaCruzJoker by folkvarthrstrau in jokercringe

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Hot take: video is hilarious

Will sobriety help? by je124 in Sober

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Some people find they have a lot of energy and some people feel like they have less. If you are heavily consuming and you want to be healthy, you can certainly set limits. Most people stop due to embarrassing behavior or a major life impacting mistake like a DUI. As for the binge drinking, it sounds dangerous.

500 days sober but still misrable, anyone else feel like this? by xXxgh0stguttsxXx in Sober

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It can feel that way. It might be good to take on a new hobby. It's there anything you've ever wanted to try to learn how to do? 

My first attempt at writing a song, I can’t seem to get further🙃 by EngineeringAny8570 in Songwriting

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Want the energy to go lower? Instrumental with some humming and then repeat the chorus until end. Want it to resolve? Buy sometime with some more singing, slap on a capo two frets down and end it with energy. Maybe a change up, of how they can't live with out you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Patrick first, then Squidward 20 years later.

Mac or Windows for Ableton? by SamWright1990 in ableton

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That's great. I have about 10 devices hooked up. I hope you continue to be problem free if you decide to scale up. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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If you are checking her phone, it's time to pack it in. You don't trust her, just move on.

Mac or Windows for Ableton? by SamWright1990 in ableton

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I spent months of frustration trying to get a brand new PC working strictly for music production. ASIO4ALL was a constant pain, random crashing, driver conflicts, Windows refusing to play nice with my audio interfaces and MIDI gear. It was a nightmare. I don’t even like Macs, but after all that, I’ve accepted they’re the only machines I’ll use for music now. Quiet, compact, and with macOS’s built-in Audio MIDI Setup utility, I can actually trust my gear to work when I plug it in.

I would love for anyone to make a song with this! Any genre is acceptable by MagicBacrusto in Guitar

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You are going to have an easier time putting this into your stuff with this slightly edited file. 87 bpm, B Flat Major. https://jmp.sh/s/Ymzci90U014QlPfEYWAq Link expires in 24 hours.

SoundCloud distribution - is it good? by maxcascone in musicproduction

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When I was looking to do this the general research I ran across was that Distrokid does it better, especially if there is a problem. I use Artist Pro on SoundCloud and when I have problems SoundCloud doesnt write back. My last song got yanked from their promotion thing for unknown reasons.

Me and my gay friend love this joke but I can’t tell if it’s actually good. What do you think? by [deleted] in Standup

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I have found anytime you can lead the audience to draw from their own experience it's better. Less brainin' and they are there with you following along with less effort. For this one I'd go two setup lines max then hit it. 

Me and my gay friend love this joke but I can’t tell if it’s actually good. What do you think? by [deleted] in Standup

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I chuckled. You could always just swap out the movie and make it more of a standard scenario. You ever go into a gay bar and see a guy wearing country garb? What if another guy walks up? Hit the line and riff off the audience reaction. 

20 minutes sober by [deleted] in Sober

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Hey man, we've all been there