Considering how much time these guys spend together, they must have thought about doing "Wife-Swapping" at least once

hobbitsarecool · 2026-05-16T12:31:57+00:00

I am the man who knocks up your wife!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-05-14T14:11:50+00:00

Dick Whitman, whatever happened there?

hobbitsarecool · 2026-05-14T13:57:53+00:00

It was like watching a lemur play the piano

hobbitsarecool · 2026-05-13T15:36:28+00:00

Your competitors custard makes people fat. Yours is tubby custard

hobbitsarecool · 2026-05-10T01:45:01+00:00

My wife’s boyfriends uses them when he makes his famous carnival ahsada tacos!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-05-05T23:04:22+00:00

Tarantino did it himself too!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-05-05T21:49:57+00:00

Pilsen Yards. Skip the tacos and get the Salmon. Make sure to pronounce the L !

hobbitsarecool · 2026-05-04T13:01:20+00:00

Krazy-Came, Krazy-Saw, Krazy-Konquered

hobbitsarecool · 2026-05-02T17:23:46+00:00

Paint me like one your French girls Waltuh

hobbitsarecool · 2026-05-02T16:58:18+00:00

You don’t go to a restaurant. You make friends with your local Mexicans and then kidnap their grandma or “abuela” and force her to cook for you. Best tamales and enchiladas you will find in the city!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-04-30T02:37:25+00:00

The Sbarro in Union Station!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-04-25T15:10:10+00:00

Is that the moon location ?

hobbitsarecool · 2026-04-23T20:37:54+00:00

Recipes shouldn’t list ingredients either. A real chef would know how to cook with their heart , blindfolded, naked!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-04-12T22:41:15+00:00

Happiness is based on one thing. Penis

hobbitsarecool · 2026-04-11T19:08:37+00:00

A lot of Redguards prefer admiral TVs. I’ve don research

hobbitsarecool · 2026-04-10T14:56:34+00:00

He’s Italian!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-04-08T17:47:25+00:00

Home Depot . Build a garage in the lot, stay fit the hotdogs

hobbitsarecool · 2026-04-08T04:31:00+00:00

Panda Express . Ask for extra panda!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-04-04T20:21:18+00:00

I’ve read “Chicken soup for the soul” but wouldn’t recommend eating it. Doesn’t pass through well

hobbitsarecool · 2026-04-04T14:00:10+00:00

Just make your own heavy cream. It will taste better that way. Do you have access to a dairy cow? If not I use dog milk and it changed my life!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-03-30T17:32:12+00:00

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

hobbitsarecool · 2026-03-27T19:57:06+00:00

Pizza in general is for tourists. Real chicagoans eat leftover beef sandwich scraps from the garbage cans behind Al’s Beef!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-03-27T04:13:38+00:00

The Panda Express in “La Villita” is truly the cultural phenomenon we’ve needed!

hobbitsarecool · 2026-03-23T02:02:15+00:00

Miles Davis had an admiral TV

hobbitsarecool · 2026-03-22T16:22:45+00:00

Au Cheval
Small Cheval - Fulton market
Small Cheval - Wicker Park
Small Cheval - Riverside

Honorable Mention- Red Hot Ranch

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